Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Theatre of the Absurd

"THEATRE OF THE ABSURD"
Witness 9: Halit Barani

His testimony begins on page 1171

and continues into the next day .

Slobo begins his cross examination on page 1239

Holmes: Now , this guy got rave reviews in the MSM. He was a theatre director from Mitrovica

Watson: You mean he waxed lyrical like Shakespeare?

Holmes: Unfortunately not.Anyway The New York Times waxed and wooed "Albanian human rights activist Halit Barani says at Slobodan Milosevic's war crimes trial that he was on list of 66 Albanians who were to be killed by Serbs in Kosovo in 1999". However he was beaten to theatrical pulp by Slobo.

Watson: Was he pants?

Holmes: Yup. The usual nonsense. A complete lack of knowledge of KLA assassinations, torture, etc. Claims that contrdicted previous claims made by the same guy. He was different in that he produced three documents - I use the word "documents" in it's widest possible definition - As a taster, take a gander at this

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President Milosevic: Do you know Salj Fehemi, commander of the Intervention Platoon of the KLA?

Witness: This is the first time that I've heard that name.

PM: I am asking you because he was located in Tamnik, and he was in charge of operations in Kosovska Mitrovica, and his house is right by the school called the 25th of May. It's sort of in your neighbourhood. It's impossible for you not to know him. Try to remember. Do you know him or not?

Witness: It's not true that he operated in Tavnik in uniform. It is also untrue that he is my neighbour because I know all my neighbours and people further off, too, but I've never heard this name, and I do not know him.

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Watson: I don't believe what I've just read.

Holmes: Yep, you read it straight. He claims no knowledge of a "Salj Fehemi", in fact it's the "first time he's heard of the name". President Milosevic says he must know him, it's simply impossible for him not to know him. So witness replies instantly about this guy - Mr Fehemi - the uniform he wore, or didn't wear, and then adds "I've never heard this name, and I do not know him"

Watson: That's class.

Holmes: Yup, even by the ICTY's lofty standards in Keystone Coppery. A large part of his testimony was divided into "Serb harrassment of Kosovo Albanians", three documents, one of which, he claimed was a "hit list" drawn up the Serb forces and the others were a list of Serb security personnel, with their addresses, the point of which he didn't elaboarte upon. BTW His definition of Serb paramilitary units is anyone who is a reservist, which essentially means every single male in Yugoslavia.


The Thespian and his Family

Holmes: Well, for starters, he admitted to links with the KLA
Watson: You mean the group who sell Semtex to the Real IRA, have links with Bin Laden and dominate the heroin industry in Europe?
Holmes: Yup. 
The Oath of Loyalty
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Witness: In 1990, 1991, the Serbian regime dismissed all the Albanians from their jobs forcibly, and they were forced to sign a statement in which Albanians had to declare that they recognised Serbia as their republic.
Question: Can you explain to us why it was you lost your job as a salesperson?

Witness: In order not to be forced to sign the declaration, I left my job of my own free will.

Question: Have you come to the Tribunal with a copy of the declaration that people were being asked to sign at the time?

Witness: Yes.

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Watson: So it does exist.
Holmes: Yup. You remember all those previous witnesses who spoke of this evil oath to the vile emperer, President Milosevic, and were promptly fired for not signing it? They were unable to show the court because they'd left it in Kosovo.
Watson: Ah! The hungry dog routine
Holmes: But our lad here, he's no fool, for he put it in his pocket BEFORE leaving for the ICTY.
Watson:That's smart that is.
Holmes:It says........

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Prosecution Counsel: "By signing this declaration, I declare that I fully accept and will adhere to the decision on taking interim measures for the protection of self-government rights and public property in regards to employer of 30 Juli Medical Centre, basic organisation of associated labour, hospital service, basic organisation of associated labour, primary care work unit, joint service in Kosovska Mitrovica, reached at the People's Assembly of the Republic of Serbia at the session held on 24 October, 1991. I will also adhere to decisions taken by interim measures in all things. "I also declare that I accept that I will adhere to the provisions of the legal system of Republic of Serbia, and especially the law on employment under special circumstances, law on territorial organisation, law on the use of language and alphabet, and the other laws with regards to established territorial integrity and sovereignty of my Republic of Serbia where I live and work."Is that passage then followed by the note: "Unjustified failure to sign this statement implies liability pursuant to the provision of Article 8, paragraph 1, section 4 of the law on employment under special circumstances"?

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Watson: That's it?
Holmes: Yep, I kid you not, that's it.
Watson: All of it?
Holmes: Yup. Basically the workers have to abide by the laws of the country.
Watson: Sorry?
Holmes: Yup, that's it.
Watson: This is the so called oath they were forced to sign?
Holmes: Yup
Watson: What on Earth did the Kosovo Albanians expect to have to sign? A declaration whereby they'd obey the laws of Mongolia? Zanzibar?
Holmes: President Milosevic treats this with the contempt it deserves

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President Milosevic: Do you know that, in that medical organisation, everybody together, all the employees, Serbs, Albanians, took upon themselves the obligation to sign a declaration stating that they would carry out their work duties at the workplace?

Witness: Even if the Serb workers were offered this statement, they had the reason to sign it because they recognised Serbia as their own republic.

PM: So we have come to your main point now. This is, therefore, a declaration that is required by a hospital which is state owned; right?

Witness:It is state owned.

PM: In that declaration, it says that one should take upon the obligation that during working hours, working hours, "I shall abide by legal provisions, notably the law on labour relations."

Witness: But at the end, it writes that, "I recognise the Republic of Serbia as my own republic." This was why the Albanian staff refused to sign it, because they didn't consider it their own.

PM: It doesn't say here I admit or recognise or do not recognise something that is obvious. It says, "will abide by the regulations of the republic." "Abide by the regulations in their republic." Now, what is controversial about that?

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PM: "I also declare that during working hours, I shall abide by the provisions of system-based laws of the Republic of Serbia, notably the law on employment under specialcircumstances, law on territorial organisation, the law on the use of language and alphabet, and other laws that pertain to the established territorial integrity and sovereignty of my Republic of Serbia in which I live and work." Full stop. No more than that.

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Holmes: President Milosevic has to explain this to the court 


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PM:Therefore, the republic, according to the Yugoslav Constitution and according to its own Constitution, is a state. It passes laws. There is not a single law that pertains only to Serbs or only to Albanians or only to Hungarians or only to Ruthenians, Romanians, Bulgarians, or anyone else for that matter. That is to say, laws that are passed by the republic - since you are legal people, you know this full well - they apply to all citizens, and this is an organisation per se that made --

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And finally

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PM: The question is: What's wrong with this document? What does the witness consider to be a problem in relation to this document?

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Holmes: The witness is from Mitrovica ( page 1172 ), he joined the Democratic League of Kosovo and became the chairman of a sub-branch for Mitrovica.

Watson: Anything else?
Holmes: He said he'd been arrested by the police 76 times and had "the police always interrogated me, and seven times I was seriously physically mistreated"
Watson: The poor chap. You heartless beast Slobo. I hope you rot in jail........Grrrrrrrrrrr!....( waves walking stick at a photo of Slobo ) ....I bet the photos of his beatings the witness showed the court must have produced gasps of horror at the suffering he went through.
Holmes: Erm. Not quite, in fact he he didn't show the court any injuries from being seriously physically mistreated, doctor's examinations etc
Watson: Gosh I wonder why

Holmes: Who knows? Certainly the prosecution move on pretty quickly. He goes on to tell the court of how the Serb authorities killed countless civilians, for no good reason. Of course it's nearly all hearsay, "bloke in the bar told me" kind of stuff.
He'd claimed that at a peaceful demo........
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Witness:........on 27th of March, 1989, near the bus station in Mitrovica, five Albanians were killed and 24 were wounded and many were arrested by the Serbian police. They were killed by the Serbian police, by gunfire
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Also
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Question: Very well. In 1998, were there some deaths of Albanians in villages in Mitrovica?

Witness: On the 15th, 16th, and 17th of September, 1998, the Serbian police and army undertook an offensive in the villages of Shala near Mitrovica, when they killed 16 Albanians of both sexes and expelled many from their homes and partly burned 12 villages . Precisely at this place in Stanterk, four Albanians were killed. And in these other villages; six in Kacandoll, and single murders in othervillages.

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Holmes: Of course he introduces no video evidence, etc. to the court and Nice quickly moves on which speaks volumes.
Watson: The fact that Mr Nice QC moves on so quickly does perhaps speak volumes.
Holmes: Indeed

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Witness: From 5th to 7th March, 1999, in the village of Prekaz i Poshtem in Skenderaj municipality, the Serbian police and army killed 58 Albanians from this village, 20 of them the members of the family of Shaban Jashari. At the same time, they burnt all the houses, and in the end, took away all the bodies to Pristina, returning them to Skenderaj after the 10th. I myself saw smoke. I saw tanks moving from the munitions factory towards the house of Shaban Murat Jashari and in the opposite direction. I also heard explosions and shots from various kinds of weapons.

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Watson: So he saw nothing except smoke and tanks moving hither and thither?
Holmes: Yes. Hither and thither.
Watson: So it's just more of the same silliness we've seen from nearly all the witnesses?
Holmes: Indeed. And....

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Witness: On 13th March, at 2.30 in the afternoon, at the Mitrovica market, it was also Saturday, which is market day, the army or the police, we don't know which, threw three bombs in the middle of the market. On this occasion, seven people died and more than 90 were wounded, and it's possible that there were more, but I didn't have evidence about them all, but these I have their first and last names. And six of the wounded have remained either without both legs or without one legs -- or without one leg and are permanently disabled.

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Watson: But he's not even claiming to have been there, so it's the usual "a guy in the pub told me".
Holmes: Yup. Awful evidence: He also claimed that the Serb police killed a.........
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Witness: ........Latif Berisha ( who ) was the chairman of the Democratic League of Kosova, its Mitrovica branch, and a Professor of the University of Pristina
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Watson: Sounds good stuff.
Holmes: Erm. Not really for note a couple of things. The first is he wasn't there - guy in the pub - and secondly, note that this victim was a professor in a university. But remember that the prosecution told us that Kosovo Albanians couldn't get any work.
Watson: Aaaaaah! Of course! The prosecution, MSM, everyone had been saying how no Kosovo Albanians could get any kind of top job and here we have a prosecution witness talking about Kosovo Albanians in top jobs. Next.
Holmes: That's right. His evidence is hearsay and it contradicts all the donkey poop about apartheid in Kosovo. On page 1193 he claimed the the Kosovo Albanians were told to leave Kosovo and head for Albania. Note he wasn't told to leave Kosovo and go to Albania, he said that other people said to him that they were........( blah blah blah )
Watson: Ah! it's the "bloke in the pub said" nonsense.
Holmes: Yup. We've had eight Kosovo Albanian witnesses so far and not one has claimed that the Serbs told him/her to go to Albania.
Watson: Such silliness.
Holmes: Hilariously he claimed that he........
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Witness:........ went to see if I could record or shoot some of the cases of the expulsions, but it was impossible because it was very dangerous, fire shots everywhere. I saw the army forcibly evicting the Albanians from their homes, and returned to my office and wrote a report, which I have it here with me, the original copy of that report that I submitted to the information outlets
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Watson: So he witnessed the expulsion but was unable to record it. Why couldn't record it too, if he was able to see these terrible events? After all he talked of having a camcorder and it would have been relatively easy to switch the infernal contraption on and point it in the directions of Serb naughtiness.
Holmes: Well noted. It's wretched stuff.

He, at last, claimed to have seen the Serb police murder some civilians in cold blood.
Watson: At last, he saw something. HURRAH! ........( breaks out the bottle of bubbly )
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Witness: On the 27th of March, at 8.30, near the bus station in Mitrovica, in the Ilirida neighbourhood, three policemen, one of them known as -- called Tofil Voinovic, killed two Albanians; Hajdin Xhani, 72, and Rahim Voca, 52 years old. The first a resident of Tavnik and the second a resident of Bair. On the same day, at ten past three in the afternoon, near the Haxhi Veselis mosque, the Serbian police killed -- and two Serbian security inspectors killed two Albanians. One of them I don't know, and his identity is still unknown, and the other was Eset Behrami Hajrizi, age 52, a resident of the Ilirida neighbourhood. There was the policeman Ratko Antonievic, and the policeman Dejan, and also the security service inspectors Dragan Djuric and Zarko Kosovac. And there were other policemen but I didn't know them.

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He claimed that the police burned down a house but was forced to admit that he........
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Witness:........only saw the smoke, and I don't know who entered the house and burnt it. I merely saw the first house that had been burnt, the house and the restaurant. And the same team had gone off on the road and, at that moment, smoke emerged from Bislim Jashari's house.
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Watson: That's "the bloke in the pub told me" testimony
Holmes: Indeed. And the tortoise excrement continues

for example he claimed that........
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Witness:........on the 28th of March, in the afternoon, I myself did not see it, but four Serbs entered the yard of the house of the -- of Alushi, where they killed his two sons, his brother, and his nephew, who were fixing a car and a tractor. This happened in the village of Sohidoll i Poshtem, near Mitrovica."
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And
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Witness: Looting and burning of houses and shops started on the 27th and went on until the end of May. We know that, beforehand, they would loot the shops and then set fire to them. Some I saw myself with my own eyes, and I told details to other people, but also in other cases, other people told me about them.

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Watson: But why didn't he record it. He'd spoken of having the equipment.
Holmes: Exactly. Of course he was unable to use his camera or video recorder to record any of this, we must just have to take his word for it, and later Slobo will show how much value should be placed on this witness's word.
Watson: Not a lot?
Holmes: Not a lot
And again he witnesses the Serbs supposedly execute some Kosovo Albanians

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Witness: On the 16th of April, at 10.30, in the Ura e Gjakut neighbourhood, nine young Albanians were taken out of the convoy, and they were taken out, identified by name, Momcilo Kokoric known as Mosa, and were handed over to the policemen who were there, and there was Ratko Antonievic and Dejan Savic, and the so-called local policeman Lulzim Ademi, and they pointed guns at them and put them in the yard of the house of Musa. ( I was ) between 50 to 70 metres away, in the burnt house of Shaban Shaqiri from the village of Lubavac. And then eight of these young Albanians were killed, and the ninth was wounded and managed to escape but was later arrested and nothing is known of his fate.They were taken out of the convoy by Momcilo Kokoric. And also present was Oliver Ivanovic as a paramilitary, and Lulzim Ademi, Ratko Antonievic, and Dejan Savic, and many other policemen, some of whom were masked, but I did not know them. When they put them in the yard of the of the house I mentioned, volleys of gunfire were heard, but I didn't see which of them did the shooting.

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Watson: So he's admitting he didn't see anything.
Holmes: Yup. He's actually lying when he claimed to have seen them being killed, he just heard gunshots.
Watson: Whoops-a-daisy.
Holmes: It's in fact the "bloke in the pub told me" argument.

Watson: How about some more "the bloke in the pub told me" evidence?
Holmes: Okey dokey.
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Witness: On the 28th of March of Sohidoll i Poshtem and not Sohidoll i Eperm where, in the house of Alush Alushi four members of his family were killed while later, in the 7th of September neighbourhood, three friends of Alushi who had fled after the murder were, in their turn, killed.
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Holmes: And how did he learn of it? Why, later at the funeral
Watson: Brilliant.

Holmes: And he told the court about another murder. How did he hear of it?
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Witness: The people who had fled from the villages told me about it.

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On it goes, the bloke in the pub is obviously a chatty guy, for he tells the witness so much.

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Witness: Also from Koshtove, in April and May, and from May to March (? ) all the population was forcibly expelled from their houses, their homes, on which case 13 Albanians were killed and eight are considered as missing. The inhabitants of the village, the driver of Kosova Trans, named Dusko Velickovic, obtained from the passengers a hundred Deutschmarks and drove them to Ulqin.

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Watson: And how did he know?
Holmes: Simple, the bloke in the pub told 'im.

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Witness: I was told about these things by the people who were on board the bus and told me about the driver

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More "the guy in the bar told me"
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Witness: On the 14th of April, 1999, in the Qandra neighbourhood and in the neighbouring neighbourhood Bair and in some other neighbourhoods like Ibri or the Bosnian quarter, the Qandra quarter and the 2nd of July quarter, all of the Albanian inhabitants were forcibly expelled from their homes by -- by military policemen and paramilitary Serbs, and they were recommended -- they were told to immediately leave for Albania. They then came to the Tavnik neighbourhood, now known as Ilirida, and informed me about what had happened. At about 11.00, the army and the police separated 30 males from the Qandra neighbourhood and Bair neighbourhood, and they were all later shot. And after they were shot, their bodies were dragged. And up until September 1999, they were considered as missing. In September 1999, a policeman who had earlier deserted from duty - he was a Muslim, and now he's in France, named Emin Ceshku - he informed the Albanians there that on the 14th 31 Albanians were killed and buried in a field between the villages of Vidimric and Sohidoll i Poshtem.Then we informed the OSCE and the Council for Human Rights, and after work, investigations, the French pathologists, together with myself -- together with them was also the investigator from ICTY known as Brigitte, the exhumation of 31 bodies took place of which five are still unidentified.

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Watson: So why didn't the prosecution call this Emin Ceshku? After all it was he who had the vital information. Why talk about this so called massacre through a 3rd person?
Holmes:All valid qestions. 
Watson and Watson: Hmmmmmmmmmm
Holmes: Now then , Mr Nice QC says something very interesting.

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Nice: Your Honour, I just pause to say that the witness has come with a number of documents and photographs which I don't seek to produce. It would be a very large exercise to add everything, but he has photographs of, amongst other matters, these should anybody wish to see them or challenge the events he's describing. That's photographs of the exhumations.

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Watson: So?
Holmes: Well, if the photos of the dead had tied in with what the witness had claimed - i.e. that they'd been lined up and executed - we'd have been shown the photos. But Nice makes sure the photos aren't shown.
Watson: Why?
Holmes: Because their deaths don't tally with what the witness had said and don't incriminate the Serbs at all perhaps?
Watson: Oh dear not a very good show then?
Holmes: Yup. Now, this witness talked about three lists of people he'd found. This, according to the MSM, was damning evidence.
Watson: Slobo's on the ropes, it's all over, the lad's all washed up, etc......... uncorks a bottle of bubbly .....
Holmes: Not quite, in fact it was the same giggle-inducing-gunge.
Watson:........ re corks bubbly....... brews a cuppa........

List Number One

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Question: Now, the document that you found, where did you find it and when?

Witness: The document was found in this, so to speak, checkpoint where the police was stationed, in the neighbourhood Markaj and in the house where they stayed up until June 1999, that is, where the police was stationed. I found the document on the 20th of June, 1999, after the withdrawal of the police and after the entry of the peacekeeping forces in Kosovo.The documents were all in pieces. I collected them all. I collated them together, and I have produced the whole document as it is.

Question:Finally, before we turn to the document, if we may, you say you found it at a checkpoint or something. Where precisely did you find it?
Witness: In the Markaj neighbourhood. The name of the owner of the house I can't remember. It's, of course, in the Koshtove village. The document was outside the house, on the ground, and I collected all the pieces and collated them together as it is now.

Question: Did you make a photograph of where you found the document or not?

Witness: No. At that time, I did not have a camera, on the 20th of June.

Nice: Your Honour, the document in its original form, as reconstructed by the witness, is available, and I just hold it up to show the sort of paper it is. It's available for inspection. In its reconstituted form, may it become the next exhibit, with the English translation associated with it. I have the original here. I'll just hold that up. Which has, as the witness described, has been reconstructed by sticking together and celotaping over. That has then been photocopied so that what we'll see in the original is not as found but as reconstructed, and I have a translation of that.

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Nice explains the vital importance of this sheet , which was found by the witness and stuck together with sticky back plastic a la Blue Peter
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Nice: And if the Chamber and others reading might be good enough to turn to the translation, the draft translation, we see a list of names going on the first sheet to 7 but thereafter going to 18, beginning with Miletic and underneath the heading "5th Platoon."

Question: And there are 18 names, either with villages or village locations of the 5th platoon. Were any of those names familiar to you or not?

Witness: No.

Question: The list continues with the 2nd platoon, starting at Matkovic Dragan of the village of Vuca and then going on to number 17, Milisavljevic Dragoljub, with a telephone number and an address Kralj Petar. Are any of those names familiar to you or not?

Witness: No.

Question: We then have part of a list that is headed, "Command of the 1st Company," seven names, starting with Radovic and ending with Stanic. Any names familiar?

Witness: No, none.

Question: And then, finally, the 3rd Platoon, list of soldiers and addresses. We can certainly see, of these 17 names, some come from Mitrovica; number 5, number 7, number 10, as examples, number 14. But even so, any of these names familiar to you or not?

Witness: No, none of them.

Question: By the surnames, can you tell us anything about the ethnicity of the people concerned?

Witness: No, for no one of them.

Question: And then we -- we come back to that first document or that first sheet which you looked out which is out of place slightly in our copied form, which starts with 06-08 and ends with 05-06 and is said to be Isa Dibrani, submitted to the council. Does that make any particular sense to you? Can you interpret that for us or not?

Witness: No. This was found by Isa Dibrani in the location where the Serbian soldiers were staying, and it showed the times during which each of the persons was on duty. Other than that, no.

Question: The words, "submitted to the council," do they refer to your council?

Witness: Yes.

Question: To that extent, those words have been added to the document by the person submitting the document to you?

Witness: Yes.

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Watson: So that's it?
Holmes: Yup, that's it. A list of Yugoslav soldiers names, none of which the witness knows, on a piece of paper that the witness stuck together with sticky back plastic a la John Noakes
Scully: Down Shep, down
Mulder: All mind boggling bizarre. Any suggestions? Pretty please. As Slobo pointed out
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Slobo:Let us move on to another document now that was found underneath some boards, and it was presented here as a revelation, something that was discovered under very special circumstances, and these are very plain lists of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th Platoons, and the addresses and the telephones of these persons are provided and that is only logical for, say, the company commander to have if somebody gets killed or something happens to such a person that the family can be identified. These are the names of soldiers in the 1st and 2nd and 3rd Platoons respectively.

Judge: Mr. Milosevic, what is the question?
Slobo: What is the value of this document that they had such difficulty in obtaining? This document contains soldiers' names and their home addresses. What is the value of this document?

Judge:That's a matter which we will have to decide in due course. But have you got any questions for the witness about it?

Slobo: Well, it has to do with the fact that he brought it as some kind of proof. What does this prove other than, for example, that John Doe lives in such-and-such a street and that his telephone number is such-and-such and they're going to call his mother there and notify her at that address that he got killed if he gets killed. In any army anywhere in the world, every soldier would give his address if something happens to him so that his next of kin may be notified. So what do you prove by this name and address?

Judge: Yes. Now, what's the question?

Slobo: My question is: What is the value of this document in the opinion of the witness? Because he's the one who brought it.

Judge: That's not a question for the witness.

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Watson: ARF! The witness hides behind the judge.
Holmes: Yes. Arf galore.
List Number Two
Watson: Is this a giggle too?
Holmes: Well, not mind boggling silly but quite pithy, in the crude forgery a la Keystone Cops kindaway.
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Witness: In Frasher i Madh and Frasher e Vogel - these are adjacent villages - police and soldiers, Serbian police and soldiers were stationed in the church of the village, and from these two villages, all the Albanians were expelled and some of their houses were burned. And here, too, in June 1999, after the war and after the entry of the peacekeeping forces into Kosova and Mitrovica, I found a list of 64 names written in Cyrillic. I -- written by themselves in the place where these troops that I had mentioned had been staying.

Question: Whereabouts did you find this list exactly?

Witness: I found it inside the checkpoint. It was covered by a lot of different things, and it was inside, under planks.

Question: This is the list of reservists that you found; is that correct?

Witness: That's what it says at the top of the list.

Question: Sorry. I may have to come back to that one later then. I'll try to return to that later. Did you get any other lists in relation to this event while you were there? Of the 68 names written in Cyrillic of reservists, did you get any other lists from anybody else in relation to these events of burning houses?

Witness: There is also a list from the village of Sohidoll i Poshtem, which was brought by Ibis Ibisi to the council by the chairman of the village. And there is another list from the neighbourhood of Kroni i Vitakut with 33 names of Serbs who committed different crimes in houses against Albanians, and with those 33 -- for these 33 names, there are 48 Albanianwitnesses to these names who have given their names.

Question: I'm going to ask you to avoid confusion and look first at this document. Perhaps on this occasion before you could be asked to look at that document. Just look at this document first before distribution. Now, the list before you, what is that list?

Witness: It's from the village of Sohidoll, handed over by Ibis Ibisi. ( And it relates to ) arson, forced expulsion of Albanians from their homes, and other crimes in the villages of Sohidoll i Poshtem and Sohidoll i Eperm, Vinarc, and partly in the 7th of September neighbourhood.

Question: This is not an original document that you suggest was left behind by soldiers. This was the document provided by others relating what they had seen.

( Mr Nice QC asks the court for the document to be admitted however the judge refuses to accept it so Nice embarrassingly has to withdraw it )

Nice: We'll withdraw that one. Thank you very much.

Witness: On the 19th of April, 1999, at the mountain called Dreth in Zubin Potok municipality, the Serbian army arrested 23 Albanians of a group of 25, and even today nothing is known of what happened to them.

Question: Those males, were they identified or connected in some way, have some common characteristic?

Witness:They included my brother and my brother-in-law, and almost all of them, apart from four of them, were intellectuals from Mitrovica and Skenderaj municipality.

Question: And is it known what they were doing together in the place where you say they were dealt with, from which they were taken, never to be seen again?

Witness: They had set out to save their lives, save themselves from certain death at the hands of Serbian delinquents and had set off for Montenegro. As I said before, there were 25 of them and two survived. And at the moment when they were ambushed, and it was their fate that they managed to hide in bushes and stayed all day there until night fell, and then they managed to make their escape, and after three days, they reached the village of Kotorr, where other people tell me the group that set off for Montenegro, their names are listed, were arrested by the Serbian army. Then I received statements from a man who survived this incident, Xhafer Behrami from Kotorr in Skenderaj municipality, and he explained in detail what happened from the time when they left to the time when the entire group was ambushed.

Question: Did you receive a list from Ramadan Kelmendi?

Witness: Yes. Ramadan Kelmendi was deputy chairman of the Democratic League of Kosova, the Mitrovica branch. And I received this document from him towards the end of June, after the war, and he said that he found it in the Mitrovica municipal building. And this includes the names of 66 people who, according to the Serbs, were to be shot.

( Mr Nice QC introduces document )

Question: Is the heading of the list "List of Siptars in Kosovska Mitrovica who need to be summarily liquidated"? Is there then a list of 66 names, including, at 21, your own?

Witness: Yes.

Question: Now, we see the list is dated February 1999, but in fact is there included on this list the name of any person or persons who was already dead by that date, who died earlier?

Witness:Yes.

Question: If we look at the foot of the document in the original version and over to the second page of the draft translation, the translation, I beg your pardon, we see that the document ends: "Implementation," then Dejan Zone 1, Ratko Zone 2, Kasalovic Zone 4, and Ajeti Zone 5, special unit Commander Colonel Markovic," with, in the original, a signature following it, and then a reference to, "Other and additional details available from Commander M. M.," and indeed we can see on the original an official stamp at the bottom of the document.

Witness: This is the stamp of a Serbian organisation. I can't tell which one.

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Holmes: It's Slobos turn and it's not going to be pretty

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Slobo: Are you conscious of the fact that this document is a forgery?

Witness:No, I don't know.
Slobo: Do you speak Serbian well?

Witness:No.

Slobo:Well, then, you probably aren't in a position to know that this document could not have been written by a Serb. I'm going to ask you a few questions now about it. attention in particular to the fact that in the translation, these obvious, blatant facts -- there are blatant facts that indicate that the document was not written by a Serb but you can't see this because it's been translated without going into those facts.
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Slobo explains why it's a forgery. A very very very bad forgery too
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Slobo: You have the original in the Cyrillic script. First, no Serb says "specialno" -- but says "specijalnu." And when he goes to a doctor, a specialist, everybody knows that he's going to a "specijalist" with a "j" and not to a "specialist" just "i-a". And this is a mistake that no Serb would ever make but it is a mistake that many foreigners make, especially Albanians. They make that particular mistake. Secondly, when you say "specialno jedinici" for -- referring to a unit, no Serb would say that. He would just say "specijalnu jedinicu." But most Albanians would say for a "specialno jedinici." Now what it should have said is "specijalna jedinica," with a "j" and not without a "j". All the mistakes that have been made in these few words are so obvious that there is no child going to elementary school which would make the same spelling mistakes in the Serbian language as have been made in this document. Secondly, it says, "List of Siptars Who Should be Summarily Liquidated." First, the word "pod" has been translated as "po," meaning "accordingly." The word "p-o-d," "pod" and "p-o," "po" have two quite different meanings, and once again, no Serb would write this. "Pod," the word "pod" means "underneath" and not "po," which is "accordingly"... "summarily." The "p-o" would be a different word. So there's just one difference between those two words. Like the difference between the sounds in lawyer and liar. The difference is just in one sound or letter, too. Just one more flagrant example, referring to this text that you have submitted as an exhibit. It says "likfidirati". That is something -- it is common knowledge that only somebody speaking German would use the "v" -- the "f" instead of a "v." In this case, it was an Albanian-speaking German. There is not one singleSerb who would write "likvidirati" with an "f" instead of a "v."

Judge:Mr. Milosevic, I think it's time for a question. The suggestion appears to be that an Albanian -- I'm sorry. Yes, an Albanian-speaking German wrote this document. Now, Mr. Barani, can you help as to that or not?

Witness: First of all, I said I don't know the Cyrillic language, and the document was found by Ramadan Kelmendi in the communal house of Mitrovica after the war. I can't give any other explanation.

Slobo has one last comment:And there are not only these points but there are essential contradictions which illustrate the fact that this is a forgery. But never mind. You can judge this anyway you want. All I want to say is that I'm impressed with the triumphant attitude with which this was presented by the Prosecution.

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And finally adds

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Slobo: Where, when, and to whom did you make statements about this whole case? Because -- these are three questions. Would you answer each individually. Where, is the first one, when, and to whom, the three questions, did you make statements about what you have been testifying? ( judge ) When did you first make a statement about this particular case and to whom and where?

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Watson: What a most lamentable excuse for evidence. It's actually quite embarrassing.
Holmes: The witness said the moment he saw this document he told the Pristina authorities, then the ICTY came and got a statement in 2001 on the 25th and 26th of August, and the statement was signed on the 1st of September of last year.

Watson: So he found this "devastating document" yet nothing happened to it for 2 years before making a statement?
Holmes: Yup. Which just adds to the list of suspicions that this was a forgery. To say the least.

Document Number Three

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Witness: This is a document with the names and last names, birth dates, and the place of birth, the place where he worked for every one of the persons listed here. It was found in the police checkpoint of Frasher i Madh, Mitrovica municipality.

Nice: This document is headed, "RPO, Reserve Police Station," with a reference number "Ke-NV-06", then it has, one to two, names starting Mirko Mihajlovic with the date of birth and the unit in which he was, or the title of the unit in which he was employed. It runs down through several other lists of the 2nd Platoon on the second page and the 2nd Platoon again on the third page. And apart from names and dates of birth, we also see such employment locations as the tobacco depot, the post office, hospital, public accounting service, and matters of that sort . This document, you say, was left behind in the place where the destruction of property had occurred that you told us about.

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Watson: Wow! A list of reservists with their names, d of b, employment address. Who knows, maybe the blood type too.
Holmes: WOW indeed.
Watson: And the prosecution and this witness simply can't fathom why on Earth an army would want such information about it's soldiers? For the paranoid and consipiracy minded prosecution there must be more to this, surely there must be.
Holmes: I know. It's all a little silly. And bizarre. Anyway. So that's it. Two lists of names, two of them of Yugoslav soldiers with such info as d of b, etc.
Watson: It's bewildering why on Earth the prosecution thought this suggested a war crime. And they didn't explain the significance either?
Holmes: No they didn't bother.
Watson: It's sort of like the Twilight Zone. All a bit strange and cheezy
Holmes: The first list was a "hit list" a la "A Team", supposedly drawn up by the evil Serbs to knock off heroic Kosovo Albanians. The second list was of reservists in the Serb army. And now we come to the third list which was like the second list. Except sillier. Slobo in his cross examination, slugs this out of the ground, then bowls a beamer straight at the witness, yorkers him for good measure and finally knocks a full blooded six off the witless witness's lame long hop. Slobo's starts his run up
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Slobo: Where does it say that this is a list of paramilitaries?

Witness: From the very start, it writes that it's a list of the paramilitaries, and we consider paramilitaries those who -- who you call reservists, military reservists.

Slobo: A person remains speechless in face of this, but let us clarify one point: Do you know that every Yugoslav citizen who had done his military service was a military reservist?

Witness: However, the list was found in the place where the Serb paramilitary were stationed in the village of Frasher, where all the Albanian houses were burned down.

Slobo:Please, I would like to clarify this list which you consider to be a document. So could you please answer my questions. Do you know that every citizen of Yugoslavia who had done his military service is a military reservist and is registered in military records as a military reservist according to the profession that he was involved in while doing his military service?

Witness: The list was found at a place where serious crimes were committed.

Slobo: Well, you could have found John Galsworthy's books at the crime site. So how can you bring the two together? I don't understand what this means, this list of reservists from the village of Svinjar. Please, every citizen of Yugoslavia who had done his military service is a reservist and is registered in the list of military reservists in the register. Here it says on the top, "List of reserve force from the village of Svinjar." In the English translation, it says "Reserve forces." There is nothing to do with reserve forces. This is not correct. These are reservists. This is a list of military conscripts who may be mobilised but do not have to be mobilised.

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Watson: HOWZAT !!!!

Holmes: The rest of the witnesses testimony is the usual drivel a la ICTY. It gets really bad, though it does at least raise a chuckle
Watson: This rath C minus show being put on by the prosecution does raise some questions does it noe Holmes?
Holmes: It does indeed
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Witness:After the offensives and the massacres of Albanians at the hands of the Serbian army, police, paramilitaries, and civilians, the ranks of the KLA grew from day-to-day so that people could defend themselves who were faced with extermination.

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Watson: The words "overblown" and "bombastic" come to mind !!!!
Holmes: Language Timothy. Now, this the following exchange is funny and very revealling, for the witness now talks about Izbica. Remember the witness, Ms. Ajmane Behramaj, talked about how dozens of men from a small village were executed
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Witness: After the NATO bombing started on the 24th of March, 1999, many parts of Kosovo, especially Drenica, very strict and harsh offensives were undertaken by the Serbian military, police, and paramilitaries where many Albanians were killed irrespective of their age or gender, or sex. If need be, I can mention the case of Izbica.

Nice: Well, at the moment, generality will do. As to Izbica, were you there yourself or is this something you learned of from others?

Witness: About this case, I learned from others, but then I went there and I counted all the corpses, not only in Izbica but in several villages around that.

Nice:I shan't trouble you for the detail of that at the moment, in any event.

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Holmes: Notice that Mr Nice QC wants nothing to do with this.
Watson: Now why is this? After all, according to the prosecution witness, he saw the corpses for himself. My, he even counted 'em. Counted 'em all 'e did by gum. So why didn't Nice want anything to do with it? Answer please?
Holmes: Because Nice knows the witness is talking complete Scrappy Doo here. Mr Nice QC quickly moves on. It's the turn of President Milosevic Firstly, the witness's family. Some would say a colourful gaggle of rogues, others perhaps not
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Slobo: You have Blerim and Xhevdet as your cousins; right? Yes. Do you know that they are the main drug dealers in Mitrovica?

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Holmes: Guess what the witness replies.
Watson: Well, if someone made that accusation about a member of my family, I'd either laugh it out of court or get really angry and demand an apology.
Holmes: Course you would. As would anyone else. But not our intrepid witness.
Watson: He doesn't laugh it out of court?
Holmes: No, course not.
Watson: He doesn't get angry about such an outrageous suggestion for a couple of pillars of the local community.
Holmes: No, don't be silly. He replies "I don't believe that they do such a thing".
Watson: Arf

Holmes: Same with another relative, a Nuhri Barani, who President Milosevic says is selling drugs in Germany

Watson: What does he reply?
Holmes: This time all he can muster is a "I know that he is abroad, but I don't know what he does there."

Watson: Arf

Holmes: Another relative....

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Slobo:What about Azem Barani, your relative? Are you aware that he fled to Turkey after having raped a pupil of the secondary school?

Witness: Yes, I know.

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The KLA and Amnesia

Watson: Ah! Mr Amnesia returns.
Holmes: Yup, it's that time of the day, time for the brain's memory function to pack up completely, a vacant stare to enter the witness's face etc etc you get the picture by now

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Slobo: Are you aware that Tamnik was the centre of the KLA, this entire neighbourhood in Mitrovica?

Witness says it's not true

Slobo: And do you know how many warehouses of ammunition and weapons of the KLA were discovered in Tamnik, in that same neighbourhood of Tamnik?

Witness doesn't know

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Watson: And so it goes on
Holmes: Anyway, to be brief and kind to the witness let's just summarise President Milosevic's cross examination.
  1. He denies he was a founder of the KLA in Kosovska Mitrovica.
  2. When told that he held meetings in the organisation of the OVK at an elementary school called the 25th of May, he bizarrely claimed there was no military school in Ilirida. And how about the price of tomatoes while you're at it?
  3. He denied any knowledge of the murder of a policeman called Dejan Prica.
  4. He admitted though that he'd met the murderer on many occasions, though.
  5. He admitted to having met many of the KLA commanders of the area, of having his photo taken with them, etc. for example Ismet Hoxha, Dibrani Jetullah
  6. He admitted that he attended many drills where the KLA would show their prowess at ransacking non Kosovo Albanians houses and attacking police stations.
  7. He denied that any of his non Kosovo Albanian neighbours houses were torched by the KLA or forcibly taken over, but later admitted that "Albanian families live in and admitted that for the majority no money was paid to the rightful non Kosovo Albanian owners". So, the Serb houses were forcibly taken over.
  8. He'd put up a list of Serbs who should be liquidated. He said they deserved to die but didn't do any research as to their guilt or innocence. They were guilty because he said so. He heard they were guilty so that was that.
Watson: Brilliant.
Holmes: Yup. Brilliant stuff.

As President Milosevic rightly pointed out "You mentioned names that you had heard of. Is that sufficient?" and "And you consider that you have the right to judge?"

The witness admitted that loyalist Kosovo Albanians were targeted by the KLA. For example Lulezim Ademi ( 1251 ) who the KLA tried to murder on two occasions. In addition, the father of Lulezim Ademi, the policeman who was shot at, who was a forester, was killed by the KLA?

The witness's comeback to all of this was the brilliant

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Witness: What do you mean? Who was killed by KLA? I'm not clear.

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Watson: Oh what a learned debater and scholar the ICTY brought to court.
Holmes: To be fair to the lad he did admit that the forester's brother, by the name of Skender, was abducted and almost certainly tortured to death.
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( 1252 )

Slobo: Let's go back to your particular neighbourhood, the neighbourhood of Tamnik. In Tamnik in April 1999, when tens of houses were discovered with ammunition storages and the hospital itself, there was fighting in the Tamnik neighbourhood itself. Do you remember that?

Witness: Regarding the fighting, in April when the entire population of the neighbourhood was gathered, where all the inhabitants of Mitrovica were, they were driven to Zhabar fields, the males were separated from the females and got on trucks, then some members of the KLA came and started to fire in order to save the parents from -- with their children and the population in general from what was happening.

Slobo: All right. You claim that there was no fighting, that it was the police and army that attacked the innocent civilians. Am I reading you correctly?

Witness affirms there was no fighting

Slobo: You claim that in April, in Tamnik there was no fighting at all between the army and the police on the one side and the KLA on the other but that what was happening in fact was that there was an attack launched on innocent civilians. Is that what you're saying? Is that what you claim?

Witness repeats there was no fighting

Slobo: And who was the fighting between in Zhabar in Donja Mitrovica? Between whom?

Witness repeats there was no fighting
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Holmes: He then says however that........
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Witness:........shots were heard. And these fire shots came from some members of the KLA and they aimed to scare the police and to make them withdraw and let the population alone and not massacre them

Slobo: So you're claiming that the KLA shot to frighten the police and the army. Is that it?

Witness: Yes, that's right, because nobody was injured or killed. There were no casualties then.

Slobo: And I can tell you that in Tamnik, in that fighting, I have a name, Nejbosa Kocic, a soldier from Belgrade, he lost his life and a large number of soldiers were wounded. Do you happen to be aware of that fact?

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Holmes: Witness parries this with the slightly overused conversational gambit "I do not know"
Watson: So to recap, the witness says there was no fighting at all, but later changes that to the KLA were firing but only into the air, and then that changes when he's told that the Serb forces suffered many casualties in the battle that supposedly had never occurred.
Holmes: About Tamnik
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Slobo: I'm talking about April 1999. That was one particular operation when the army and the police took over the warehouses of the ammunition belonging to the KLA, and when it came into conflict with the KLA in Tamnik in April 1999, a number of soldiers were wounded and Nejbosa Kostic, a soldier from Belgrade, was killed in those operations. That's what I'm talking about.

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Holmes: The witness claims that there was no fighting but can't explain how so many Serb soldiers got injured or killed.
Watson: Hmmmmm. There was no KLA and all the victims were Kosovo Albanians, according to the witness, but by some strange reason, the Serb forces suffered many casualties.

Holmes: Well put that doctor. Some more amnesia
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Slobo: At Bajgora, the Shala Operative Zone with two brigades had approximately 4.000 KLA fighters. Is that correct or not?

Witness: I don't know the numbers of the KLA in any zone
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Watson: What about the fisty cuffs at the bus stop where, according to the witness, the Serbs fired into a crowd of civilians?

Holmes: Hmmmmm. It seems the lad was being less than honest
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Slobo:Are you linked with the killing at the bus station on the day of St. George, that is, the 6th of May 1998, when a policeman was killed, Darko Nikolic, and then Darko Ivaz, another policeman, and then Joca Jovic, also a policeman was wounded? This was a terrorist attack, as you recall. And they link your name to this terrorist attack. What have you had to do with that terrorist attack?

Witness: I know very well this case, and it was not a terrorist attack, but the Serb police attacked Jashari in the street after they tried to raid his place, and then he fired in defence and then he was killed. But I have no connection with this killing except for the following day. The following day, I said, I went to the scene of the killing. I photographed the scene. I took notes without knowing who was involved. Later, I understood that the student Hartim Jashari was killed, and I took part in his funeral.

President Milosevic: So at the bus station, where two policemen were killed and one policeman was seriously wounded, you claim that it was the police that attacked this terrorist Hartim Jashari.

Witness: I said that they tried to -- to raid him, and he happened to be carrying a weapon and fired, and later he was wounded and died of his wounds.

PM: So you believe that when the police approaches someone at a bus station, asking him to show his ID, that this is an attack and therefore he has the right to kill a policeman; right?

Witness: On the night when this incident happened, Hartim, according to the witnesses, was on his own, was alone. He was not accompanied by anyone but he was on his way home. And he knew that if he were to be arrested, he would be gaoled, and in order to escape the situation, he fired his gun.

PM: And killed three policemen.

Witness: On this occasion, I know that there was one killed and two injured. This is original -- my original evidence which I got on the 6th of May.

PM: Darko Nikolic and Darko Ivaz were killed and Jom Surjoric [phoen] was wounded. I have already said that. Two were killed, one was wounded. Do you consider this to be a terrorist attack, this -- that Hartim Jashari did?

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Watson: So the witness is in effect admitting that this was a terrorist attack on some policemen?
Holmes: Yup. President Milosevic then says that the witness was involved in the attack.

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President Milosevic: I'm asking you whether you fled there because you were involved in this killing. Just give me an answer, yes or no.

Witness: This is not true. I can't say yes or no. I need an explanation, because when I took the notes, I went to my office and then I prepared a report, a daily report, which I submitted to the information media and have with me the copy, the original copy of that report. When I say about information, I mean I have daily reports about everything that happened over a period of three years, with the dates, the place where everything happened, and the circumstances in which it happened.

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So the witness replies he "can't answer yes or no"

Watson:  A prosecution witness with links to terror groups and can't give a definitive answer when accused of being involved in the murder of some policemen. Where does the prosecution get 'em from?
Holmes: Where indeed? And so it carries on
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Witness: When you say "terrorist attacks," I am not clear which attacks you call terrorist.

President Milosevic:Well, for example, when three men come and shoot down a whole cafe full of children. I consider that to be a terrorist attack. Or when they shoot at a vehicle belonging to the Red Cross, for example, or a diplomatic vehicle belonging to an observer, or a car belonging to journalists, or when they kill civilians, that kind of thing.

Witness: I have no awareness of any attacks of this kind, and I can say there were none.

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Watson: My! 

And
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( 1257 )

Presdient Milosevic: Excellent. You said that the bombing was of no importance at all, and you know full well that, during the war, the centre of Mitrovica was bombed and not only the SUP building but that the mosque was hit in the centre of Mitrovica, too, and that there was a great deal of panic in Mitrovica. For example, when the Mitrovica centre was hit, including the SUP building, including the targeted mosque and everything else, do you consider that this had absolutely no effect on the population? Just give me a yes or no answer, please.

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Holmes: In this instance the judge saved the witness from giving an answer. The witness insists and says that NATO's bombing was wonderful for the "people were not scared but were delighted"
Watson: Brilliant. I'm going to drop some cluster bombs on your kiddies and you'll be "delighted", of course you will be. You'd be chuckling and guffawing.

Holmes: The witness claimed that NATO bombings only hit one building in the town. ONE. BUILDING. Singular. Presdient Milosevic responds
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( 1257 )

Slobo: Do you know that in the area of Kosovska Mitrovica, 116 or 117 - I can just be wrong in that one figure - bombs were thrown during the NATO strike, the NATO bombing?

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Holmes: Guess what the witness replied to this was ?
Watson: "I don't know"?
Holmes: That's right. "I don't know". And on it goes


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President Milosevic: Do you know Radomir Pantovic?

Witness:Yes. Yes and no. Yes, I know him.

PM:He worked in the same shop with you in different shifts.

Witness: Yes.

PM: And his relative, Todor Zivkovic, on July 1999, in July 1999, the KLA took him from the cemetery and he was at the cemetery by the grave of his son, and the KLA took him to the building of the social insurance where the KLA headquarters was. Radomir Pantovic, whom you know, who you worked with in different shifts, asked you to intervene so that they would not liquidate his relative.

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Watson: Charming.

And
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( 1306 )

President Milosevic: Let me go back to another question. You claimed that the demonstrations were peaceful ones, and I said that they were destructive ones. And at those, as you yourself said, peaceful demonstrations in 1989, a policeman was killed by the name of Miroljub Tanaskovic precisely at the gas station, the petrol station, that you were at. Now, how can those demonstrations then be referred to and called non-destructive, peaceful demonstrations ?

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And
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President Milosevic:You spoke yesterday about the 13th of March, in particular, when, at the marketplace, bombs exploded. You even, as I jotted down, said that the Serb policemen threw bombs at the marketplace. And now I'm going to ask you the following: Do you remember that on that occasion in the marketplace in Mitrovica, a bomb exploded and that at the same time the same type of bomb exploded in Podujevo? And as far as the victims are concerned, four citizens were killed and 30 others were wounded in Kosovska Mitrovica, seven of them seriously wounded. The victims were both Serbs and Albanians. So at the same time, these bombs were planted in the marketplace in Mitrovica and Podujevo, and according to thefindings of the Verification Mission of the OSCE --

Witness: I have no knowledge about other places, only about Mitrovica.

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And

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President Milosevic: You mentioned Fadil Kurti, that he was killed by the Serbs. Fadil Kurti was a policeman. He worked at the MUP. A policeman from the village of Cabra. He worked at the MUP in Zubin Potok; is that correct?

Witness: This is not true, and I didn't mention him at all.

PM: Do you know of him?

Witness: This is the first time that I've heard this name.

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And

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President Milosevic: So you do not know about Zumur Aljickaj, his brother-in-law, who called him to come to the village of Llaushe to pick up his wife and then he massacred him there, killed him. You don't know anything about that?

Witness:I have no knowledge of this incident at all.

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It seems that our heroic witness likes to poke fun at the deaths of policemen .What a noble upstanding lad he is
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( 1259 )

President Milosevic: In 1996, did you direct a play in which you glorified the killing of a policeman by Adem Jashari?

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Holmes: It seems that our witness is suspected in the disappearence of a lot of people.
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President Milosevic: Do you know Skender or did you know Skender Ademi?

Witness: I have known him and I spoke about him before.

PM: How did he lose his life?

Witness: I said before; he is counted missing and how he died or whether he died, I do not know.

PM: But I have information that you were directly connected to his kidnapping and that you
killed him in the village of Sukovac.

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Some more amnesia

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President Milosevic: All right. In the neighbourhoods of Tamnik and Bair that we've been mentioning, there were about 100 members of the KLA from Vaganice and Osljani, from the village of Vaganice and the village of Osljani. Yes or no.

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Holmes: Okay. What does our witness answer?
Watson: That he has no idea?
Holmes: Yup, the witness has no idea. About the rights of the Kosovo Albanians
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( 1303 )

Slobo: Within the frameworks of one theatre house there was the section for Serb plays, a Serb play section and Albanian play section. That was what I meant.

Witness: There were three sections operating in the same building; Albanian, Serbian, and Turkish

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Watson: So he's admitting that the Kosovo Albanians had the use of theatres. The same rights as the Serbs.
Holmes: That's right. The witness had previously claimed that practically all the Kosovo Albanians had been fired

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( 1303 )

President Milosevic:Next , you said that all Albanians except for the leadership, during the blockade of the work posts, supported the strikers, and I have received the following information: Not even in Mitrovica, where the strike was the largest, the post office, the health institutions and services, or the courts or the state administration, none of these stopped functioning, along with a series of other public services where the Albanians worked as a majority. I am speaking about the large majority of Albanians in all public services - the post office, banks, and all the other things that I mentioned - that they did go to work. They were working. Now, do you recall that the director of the bank in Mitrovica was also an Albanian? His name was Jusuf Gjosha and the SDK social accounting service director was Jashar Ismaili, also an Albanian?

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Watson: What about the witness's evidence in chief, the killing of a group of intellectuals on Dren mountain?
Holmes: Well the witness said that according to those who survived and escaped arrest, one of them is Xhafer Behrami, from the village of Kotorr in Skenderaj municipality, who was a member of this group. Note he saw nothing.
Watson: His evidence is hearsay
Holmes: Yup! The bloke in the pub strikes. 

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President Milosevic: Do you think it's logical for the army or the police to set up an ambush for 20-odd civilians? Does that seem to you to be logical? I claim that it was an armed group of the KLA,that they bore arms ( because ) you said a group of intellectuals, and now we have from 17, 20, 12 27, 21, 17, 17, 31 and so on and so forth. So apart from two or three persons, all of them were military-able men, and they were all males. That's obvious, I think.

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Watson: They're all military age. But I thought the witness claimed they were "intellectuals"?
Holmes: Yes all of military age. My! what a coincidence.


Holmes: About the so-called infamous prison
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President Milosevic: Do you know that the capacity of that prison, whose warden was an Albanian, and, as you say, it was an infamous one, notorious one, as you said, that the capacity of prisoners was 300 to 400 inmates at most?

Witness: I know that very well, but that -- you have in the statement the period between which the number I quoted, over 5.000 of Albanians were imprisoned there.

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Quote of the Encounter
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President Milosevic: A short while ago, you explained that everybody who was mobilised from the reserve force was a paramilitary, in your opinion; is that right?

)

Holmes: A cheeky second
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( 1320 )

President Milosevic: Do you know how many Serb houses, shops, and all the rest that you have registered in respect of the Albanian victims were burned down, destroyed, and looted? Do you have figures in that connection?

Witness: We don't have figures related to these facts because some Serbs, as they left their houses, they set them on fire, whereas we got evidence from people whose families, members of families have been killed and their houses were burnt down.

PM:You claim, therefore, that the Serbs, as they were leaving their houses, set fire to their own houses by themselves; right?

Witness: Partly

PM: So again, through your witnesses, you are proving that Serbs set fire to their own houses and to Albanian houses in Kosovo.

)

Holmes: Third
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( 1322 )

President Milosevic:All right. And does the witness know -- do you know how many colleagues of yours, officials of the political party DSK that is headed by Ibrahim Rugova, were the victims of political clashes and were the victims of the terrorists of Hashim Thaci, to put it more precisely? Do you know that?

Witness: I said even earlier that I think that all the victims or such mystery cases of murders have been perpetrated by the secret Serb police.

PM:Excellent. Then you can answer my following question: How come Rugova's functionaries are being killed now since there are no more Serbs from June 1999?

Witness refuses to answer


PM: But how come after June 1999 , who is it that is killing Rugova's functionaries? Do you consider that it is still the Serbs who are doing that? Do you still consider that?

Judge: Now, do you -- wait a moment. Do you accept this or not?

Witness: Some were killed

PM: I'm going to read out a few names: Raci Ismet from Klina, president of the municipal board of Rugova's party in Klina. Then Shaban Manaj from Istok, the president of the municipal board of Rugova's party in Istok. So that means local party heads, the heads of the Rugova party in Klina and in Istok, those two examples. Then we go to Ismet Hajderaj from Pec, member of the Presidency. Mustafa Xhemail is the next one, from Pristina, member of the main leadership of Rugova's party. Then we have Xhemail -- Xhevat Makolli, a close associate of Rugova's, also killed. Muharem Jakupi, also a functionary in Rugova's party, the DSK, who was also killed. Do you know that this is being done by Hashim Thaci to weaken Rugova and to frighten his supporters?

Judge:A list has been put to you, Mr. Barani, and it's suggested that these -- the names on it are the names of people who have been killed, and it's also suggested that they were functionaries of Mr. Rugova's party. Now, there are two questions there. Perhaps you can deal with them. If you don't know, just say so.

Witness: Partially.

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Holmes: Fourth
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( page 1324 )

President Milosevic: Do you know that, during the war, an assassination attempt was made on life of Rugova himself?

Witness doesn't know


PM: Do you know that he was guarded by our own police force to prevent him from being killed?

Witness: doesn't know


PM:And do you know that he came to see me and that I sent him and his entire family to Italy with nine family members of his for me to be certain that Hashim Thaci wouldn't get at him and kill him, Hashim Thaci and his terrorists?

Witness doesn't know


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Notes in the Margin

The witness has a controversial life, and his version of the truth is colourful

About the Trepca mines claims ?


On New Year's Eve 1999, some 6 months after NATO's occupation of Kosovo, the Wall Street Journal carried a report debunking many lies about the alleged Serb "genocide" of Kosovo Albanians. Many claims were exposed as fraudulent in the article, among them the notorious lie about thousands of Albanian bodies thrown into the shafts of Trepca mines. The purveyor of this claim was one Halit Barani, a "human rights" activist who worked mostly with the help and resources of the KLA.
And about the pogrom in 94 ?

Among the first to be arrested and subsequently released was Halit Barani, the head of the Committee for the Protection of Human Rights in southern Mitrovica, who informed Pristina media of the drowning of the Albanian boys. Barani, who was active in the Kosovo Liberation Army in 1998 and 1999 in the region of Salja and Bajgora, has also been a Hague tribunal witness in the Milosevic trial.
Watson: So, are you telling me that....
Holmes: Yup. The quality somehow deteriorates.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Machine Guns and Milkshakes

"MACHINE GUNS AND MILKSHAKES"

Witness Eight: Besnik Sokoli
His testimony begins on 1139
Slobo begins the cross examination on page 1156


Watson: I see the witness, Mr Sokoli, got rave reviews in the MSM. "He told the court he had been beaten by Serb police in a hotel in Pec for up to six hours before he was bundled into a packed truck and taken close to the Albanian frontier" they raved. Sounds like Mr Slobo is in for a torrid time.....take that you brute, Mr Slobo......... ( kicks out at imaginary OAP Serb ) ......... Grrrrrrrr!

Holmes: Erm, not quite.

Watson: Okay daddio, what's the deal?

Holmes: He's a professional translator and at the time of the testimony was working for the UNMIK police. During 1998, he worked for the US KDOM observer, then for the OSCE, and after the war, he worked for the ICTY.

Watson: So he's on the pay of the prosecution?

Holmes: Yup. He's from Pec which he said was 90% Kosovo Albanian and is near the Montenegrin border. By far and away the most pitiful witness so far. Cringe-making crud. Even worse than the guy who ran away from the court crying when Slobo asked him some questions.

Watson: Oh deary me.

Holmes: I'll give you an idea of how dim brained he was by Slobo's last statement in his cross examination

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( 1167 )

Slobo: Gentlemen, the witness knows nothing about NATO attacks or attacks in Pec or attacks by the KLA or the terrorist attack that occurred and about which there is a report of the KVM. Yesterday we heard that the army attacked itself, and in the indictment, they say that Yugoslavia attacked itself. I think there is no point in examining this witness any longer about things that the entire Yugoslav public knows about and he says he knows nothing about this. I imagine it is pointless for me to question him any further because he said himself that he is a staff member of this Tribunal. So I have no further questions of him.

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Watson: Hilarious, the prosecution witnesses are reduced to claiming that it was Serb policy to bomb themselves.

Holmes: Yes that was the previous weak anecdote of a witness who'd claimed that

Watson: I Got the idea, daddio, it's dribble time at the ICTY

Holmes: Dribble time indeed. Here's a tissue. Anyway, he claimed that the Panda Cafe massacre was in fact a fight between the Serbs, he'd never heard of any KLA attacks on civilians, nor did he know that even the KVM admitted that it was KLA policy to murder all loyalist Kosovo Albanians. Oh and he changed his testimony between making a statement and testifying. Yes, the same ole schtick. The lad hits the ground the running: the lies and nonsense start flying from the off.

Watson: Just a minute. What's the Panda Cafe massacre?

Holmes: The Panda Cafe massacre? Now this was a terrible mass murder of a half dozen ethnic Serbs in the Panda cafe, carried out by some heroic KLA terrorists who bravely shot at some kids from a passing car.

The KLA were armed with machine guns, the Serb kids with milkshakes

It occurred in 98. The Serbs had been trying to get the different ethnic groups together. The Panda cafe was an idea to get the kids slurping strawberry flavoured milkshakes in peace and harmony. Unfortunately the KLA had different ideas.

Watson: So the KLA shot up the Cafe? That was a brave thing to do.

Holmes: Yup. Our witness however thinks the Serbs killed themselves .

Watson: Sorry?

Holmes: Yup. My, those strawberry milkshakes must sure pack a punch

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( page 1141 )

Witness: I don't remember the exact dates, but I think it was December, and there was an incident when six Serbs were killed in a cafe. According to rumours that I've heard, there was a certain -- there was a certain argument among the Serbs themselves.

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He also said that this mass suicide with iced drinks of various assorted flavours started a vicious Serb crackdown

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( 1141 )

Witness: Until that incident, we went to work more freely - I'm talking of myself - but after this incident, we were the -- the observers had to come and fetch us from our homes, and we were shut up in our homes.

)

He had no idea of any killing by the KLA in Pec

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( 1143 )

Witness: I wasn't aware that the KLA was in the city of Pec, and the only information I have about the KLA I obtained from the media and the telev
ision. They were mostly deployed among the hills and the villages.

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Because of the police presence in Pec, our hero headed for Montenegro on foot

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( 1147 )

Witness: Then my family and the Bobi family decided to walk to the first town in Montenegro, to Rozaje.

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Holmes: He didn't make it but was told to turn back where they could be taken by bus and coach to Albania.

Watson: The evil Serbs made the lad sit down on a bus instead of having the luxury of trudging all the way to the border. The rascals.

Holmes: Rascals indeed, my fair physician

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( 1147 )

Witness:Then my family and the Bobi family decided to walk to the first town in Montenegro, to Rozaje.

Question: So what did you see or hear while you were walking?

Witness: Again, I saw a large police presence in several places. They didn't stop me and didn't
stop me until the reached the crossroads for the road to Montenegro.

Question: Did you reach the border to Montenegro?

Witness: No.

Question: What happened?

Witness:The police stopped me at this crossroads. There were five or six of them in the same uniform, and they told me that I couldn't continue on this road.

Question: Did they tell you why?

Witness: No. They didn't give me a real answer, but I insisted, and I lied to them, saying that their colleagues had told me to go in this direction.

Question: And what did they do?

Witness: They were very -- [Interpretation] They were very aggressive and told me that I had to go back to the centre of Peja, where they had organised buses and trucks to leave the city.

Question: So did you go back to Pec?

Witness: Yes. I went back to the centre of Pec.

Question: Did you walk back to Pec?

Witness: I walked for a bit and then a car stopped which took me and my parents, and to the -- even today, I still don't know who this person was.

Question: So when you arrived in Pec, where did you go?

Witness: When we arrived in Pec near the Metohija Hotel, we stayed there.

Question: How many people were there?

Witness: There was a great crowd of Albanian civilians; about 30.000.

Question: So why were you gathered in the centre of the town?

Witness: All the citizenry had been told the same, to gather in the centre where buses and trucks would take them from the city.

Question: What kind of buses and trucks?

Witness: They were civilian buses and trucks. They belonged to various Albanian private travel agencies.

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The lad helpfully told the court he also saw a RED MERC .

Watson: A RED one?

Holmes: Yes, a red one. The meaning of which escaped all present. A red Merc!!!!!! ( 1150 )

Watson: Hmmmmmmm! What can the significance of the colour red be?

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Question: Can you recognise any other vehicles that you saw present in the centre of the town?

Witness: I saw a red Mercedes which was driving by.

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After noticing the RED MERC - yes , a red one! - the lad said he was beaten by the police and put on a truck to Prizren. From there they went on another bus and then walked a couple of kilometres to the Albanian border.

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( 1150 )

Question: What happened to you, Mr. Sokoli, at that time?

Witness: At about 3.00, six policemen came and they took me to a hotel called Metohija then.

Question: What happened in the hotel?

Witness: They maltreated me physically and psychologically.

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The buses took the people to Prizren and then to the Albanian border

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( 1152 )

Witness: At that moment, I didn't see who, but when we arrived in Prizren, I saw that he was a policeman........At that moment, some of the citizens began to walk in the direction of Albania. Meanwhile, one of the policemen shouted, telling them to stop. And he told us that some other buses are going to take us closer to the border with Albania........From Prizren, some other buses arrived there, and they took us to a village. I don't remember the name. It was somewhat five kilometres away from Prizren.

Question: So after you got in one of the buses, where did you go?

Witness: After we got on the bus, we were driven up to the village I said earlier. Then we walked on foot up to the border.

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He claimed the police took his little wee ID card from him and also some license plates of some cars. How low can the police stoop? I ask you!

Watson: Did he see any RED MERCS in Prizren?

Holmes: No, he didn't notice any RED MERCS in Prizren. Anyway, when he returned to his wendy house after NATO/KLA took over he found it without it's roof and all the plaster ducks had flown away too.

Watson: So he has no idea who made off with the plaster ducks then.

Holmes: Could be anyone.

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( 1154 )

Question: How did you find your house?

Witness: The top was burned and everything was looted and raided from my property.

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Watson: So that's it .

Holmes: Yup. Anyway, Slobo, with both eyes closed, one hand tied behind his back, whilst playing 3 D chess with Spock and reciting "War and Peace" in Latin, cross examined the wee boy. It wasn't for the faint of heart.

The witness couldn't even get simple figures correct, and admitted not knowing "exactly the figure"

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( 1156 )

Slobo: You said that 90 -- the population of Pec was 90 per cent Albanian.

Witness: That's what I think.

Slobo: But based on the existing figures, 76 per cent of the population of Pec was Albanian.

Witness:I said approximately, but I do not know exactly the figure.

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He admitted the Serbs didn't order him to leave Kosovo "but the circumstances forced me to take a decision during that period" ( 1157 )

About why he was turned back from going to Montenegro, Slobo suggested it was because NATO were bombing the crap out of anything that moved

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( 1158 )

Slobo:Do you know that on the 25th of March the area of Rozaje was bombed? I have a fact here concerning a young man, a Muslim young man, Senat Dacic, a 16-year-old who was killed, and I also have information about a large number of wounded persons. Therefore, this is why you were turned back from that road that wasn't safe, because on that occasion, cluster bombs were used. Therefore, on the road that you wanted to use to go from Pec to Rozaje, cluster bombs were used. This is why that road was not considered to be safe for refugees.Do you know about this?

Witness:No, I don't know anything about that.

Slobo:Therefore, on the road that you wanted to use to go from Pec to Rozaje, cluster bombs
were used. This is why that road was not considered to be safe for refugees.

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Yep, NATO were bravely dropping cluster bombs on civilians. Way to go lads.

The witness had tried to suggest that Kosovo Albanians weren't being allowed to go to Montenegro. However

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( 1159 )

Slobo:And do you know that several tens of thousands of refugees from Kosovo and Metohija went to Montenegro, using that very road, but later on, when there were no cluster bombs on that road? Do you know that several tens of thousands of citizens went, using that same road, to Montenegro?

Witness:I also don't know when they left Kosovo, but I learned through the media that several thousand refugees took shelter in Montenegro

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Holmes: We now come to that old chestnut .

Watson: Well, it's either "the bloke in the bar" or Mr Amnesia. I'll go with Mr Amnesia.

Holmes: Right you are young lass. It's time for the second fastest growing gameshow west of the Mississippi. Bar none. Yes, it's "The K L A and amnesia". Some think it's because of the water in the Hague and some think it's because of the tulips and windmills. Whatever the cause, it's at epidemic levels. The lad is no different, he's succumbed to the whole 10 yards. Big time

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( 1162 )

Slobo: And you believe that, prior to that, there were no incidents that would lead to increased tension?

Witness:I don't know of any in the city of Pec.

Slobo: Well, that's a relative thing. Do you know that from May until November of 1998, meaning from May until November of 1998, that the police had clashes with the KLA in a large number of villages around Pec? For example, the village of Lodza is two kilometres from Pec, Lubeniq also two, Rausic five kilometres, Streoc 10 kilometres, Breznik and so on. Six members from MUP were killed. So do you have knowledge of these attacks of the KLA on the police and civilians in general from May until November of 1998? All these events took place in the area of Pec.

Witness: No, I don't know about these incidents.

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And

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Slobo: And do you know, for example, about an incident in the Karagaq Hotel Park in Pec - this is an area of Pec - when the representatives of the OSCE mission came to verify the rumours as to what was going on in that hotel, and they talked to the deputy commander of the KLA brigade who happened to be there?

Witness doesn't know

Slobo:You said that you used to work at the Verification Mission. Therefore, I suppose that you, as an employee of the Verification Mission, had more information available to you than the rest of the population. Did you have any information regarding this or not?

Witness doesn't know

Slobo: You said that there were no incidents in Pec. And in order to save the time, I will ask you just about the Albanians. Do you know that on the 26th of May, 1998, in the town itself, in Pec, so on the 26th of May, 1998, Komanica Dela was killed? Do you know about that?

Witness doesn't know

Slobo:Do you know that on the 2nd of June, another Albanian was killed in Pec, therefore in the downtown as well, and his name is Thaci Uka?

Witness doesn't know

Slobo: And do you know that on the 3rd of June, another Albanian was killed, Zyber Berisha, near the Pec patriarchy?

Witness doesn't know

Slobo: Do you know that on the 24th of June, Adem Gjuka and Baki Gjuka were killed?

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Mulder: THE WITNESS ANSWERS THAT HE KNOWS!!!!! YES FOLKS, BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS AND KEEP YOUR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP

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Slobo: You know only about that incident. And do you know about the event that took place on August 1st, when Zenun Gashi was killed?

Witness doesn't know

Slobo:Veton Kelmendi was killed on the 2nd of January.

Witness doesn't know

Slobo: Do you know that Rrustem Sadriu was killed on the 11th of January?

Witness doesn't know

Slobo: Emin Basha was killed on the 31st of January. Have you heard about this murder?

Witness doesn't know

Slobo: And on the 10th of February, Qerim Suka was killed. You haven't heard about that either, have you?

Witness doesn't know

Slobo: You used to work at the Verification Mission. Do you know that in the Verification Mission's report - this is the OSCE mission - pertaining to the period between 10th and 11th of March, 1999 -- from 9th until 12th of March, 1998, it says that pursuant to the KLA command structure's order, more Albanians who were loyal to Serbia were killed. Do you know about this report and do you know that this is what the report says? This was the report of the Verification Mission where you used to work.

Witness doesn't know

Slobo:Very well. You said that you were not afraid of the bombing because you didn't live near the barracks or the police station. And do you know that, during the aggression, there were not troops in Pec because they all left towards the area near the water? Do you know about that?

Witness doesn't know

Slobo: Do you know that, in those days, there were 18 funerals of policemen from Pec who were killed by the KLA? This is something that people usually take note of, the funerals. Do you know about this?

Witness doesn't know

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About the Panda cafe slaughter?

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( 1165 )

Slobo: And do you know that this was a terrorist attack against a cafe in which there were young people and that, from the door, a group of terrorists gunned down the entire group that was in that cafe and that there was this group of six young men there? Do you know about that, apart from the rumours that you heard of? And do you know that these young men who remained on the floor, dead, when the whole cafe was bullet-riddled, they were between the ages of 13 and 22? Does the witness know that there is a report of the Kosovo Verification Mission about this terrorist attack?

Judge gets upset and has a word with Slobo

Slobo: Mr. May, I am putting a question because that was one of the dirtiest terrorist attacks against children, and the witness said that this is due to the fact that the Serbs quarrelled among themselves in the cafe.

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Everyone knows that it was a KLA drive by shooting. EVERYBODY. Save for the witness.

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( 1166 )

Slobo: Does the witness know then, if I may ask him this by your leave, that there is a report of the Kosovo Verification Mission about this terrorist attack?

Witness: No. I have no knowledge of such a report.

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And about being dragged around by the scruff of his neck up by the police? Well, it seems that the lad had been telling pork pies

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( 1166 )

Question: Mr. Sokoli, a few minutes ago, you said that at one moment a policeman, as you had
put it, dragged you to a truck.

Witness: Yes. That's what happened.

Question: However, as regards this event, I have to caution you that you spoke about this on the 14th of June to the investigators that you talked to on that day, that is to say, very soon after you had experienced what you had experienced. And then you said that this policeman helped you. You say, "He escorted me to the truck. I did not have the strength to board the truck, so this policeman helped me." Isn't that right?

Witness: Yes, that's correct.

Question: Yes. And one more thing. Is it correct that a bit later you saw that policeman again, and you even said he was a very kind man. "He gave children chocolate, and he was telling people to be patient. He did not carry any weapons. He had a bag with the Red Cross on it. Some people asked him where he was from, and he said from Belgrade."

Witness: The policeman that I -- that I was observing, that I saw, it was before the six
policemen took me to the hotel, and I noticed that he wasn't armed. He was carrying the sign of the Red Cross, and I saw him among the people, and I saw him giving things out to the children.

Question: Albanian children?

Witness:Yes, Albanian children.

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The witness was also forced to admit that most of the Serb houses were destroyed after the KLA/NATO took over running the show ( 1164 ) .

Watson: Oh dear, the witness damns himself. And he's so clueless he has no idea either.

Holmes: Game, set and match to Slobo. New balls please.

Watson: So are you telling me that

  1. He decided to leave Kosovo. The Serbs didn't make him
  2. He was turned back at the Montenegrin border by the Serb forces because NATO had thoughtfully been dropping cluster bombs on the road
  3. The Serbs laid on buses to take him and other citizens to Prizren
  4. At Prizren the Serbs laid on more buses to take people to the Albanian border
  5. He lied about being shoved on the bus
  6. In his earlier statement he'd talked of the Serb police being very kind and handing out sweets to the Kosovo Albanian kids
  7. He's in the pay of the prosecution
  8. Despite working for UNMIK he has absolutely no idea of the large number of atrocities carried out by the KLA
  9. He claimed that the teenagers in the Panda Cafe killed themselves and were not - as even the UNMIK admit - slaughtered by the KLA
  10. He admitted that many tens of thousands of Kosovo Albanians did in fact go to Montenegro. As Montenegro was a part of Yugoslavia at that time, it means the Serb forces weren't forcing the Kosovo Albanians to leave Yugoslavia.

Holmes: Yup. Slobo wins a pint in the pub with some Yorkshire pudding: the ICTY ? A pint in the pub with the Yorkshire Ripper

Holmes and Watson: Arf

Monday, September 3, 2007

A Ball Of Confusion

"A BALL OF CONFUSION"

Witness Seven: AJMANE BEHRAMI

Her testimony begins on page 1044 . Slobo starts on 1091
http://www.un.org/icty/transe54/020226IT.htm

Watson: I see that the seventh witness for the prosecution got rave reviews in the MSM."Ajmoni Behrami, testified that in March 1999, Serbian forces came into her village, Izbica, and forced its women and children to march for six days" chorused the world's media in unison. Sounds like it's Slobo's requiem.........( frowns glaringly at the evil eyed Butcher of the Balkans ).........Grrrrrrrrr!

Holmes: Well, for starters, the ICTY misspell her name . They refer to her as "Ms Behramaj" in the witness list and "Ms Behrami" elsewhere. A quarter of a billion buckeroos a year and they screw up the easiest of things.

Watson: Speaks volumes

Holmes: It does indeed. Anyway, this is quite a tragic case, as she lost a baby during NATO's bombing. Having said that, her testimony was less than damaging for Slobo. In fact it was another grade-A F-up for the prosecution .

Watson: Some background per chance?

Holmes: She's a muslim , her husband died in 1999, and she has four children and she's from Izbica, a village in the Srbica municipality. In March she said the Serb forces shelled the village, seperated the men from the women and children, demanded money and ordered the women and children to leave the village. She said the Serb forces burned villages, shot about 100 people. She said the Serbs told the women to go to Albania, however the column headed in a different direction. The Serb forces shelled the column so forcing the column to to go to Albania. She said the Serb forces executed two Kosovo Albanian men. She said she arrived in Albania after 6 days walking. She said that when she returned the Serbs had massacred many men.

Watson: Pretty damning stuff?

Holmes: Erm, not really.

Watson: Why?

Holmes: Her testimony is the usual stuff. She contradicts herself on numerous points, and fakes ( ? ) complete ignorance on many issues. For example, her husband was a member of the KLA. Or maybe he wasn't. Or maybe he was. ( 1047 )

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Question: Was your husband at any point a member of the KLA?

Witness: Yes.

Question: And was he a member when he died?

Witness: He was civilian. No. He was civilian.

Question: I understand you say he was a civilian, but you said he was a member of the KLA. He was in the mountains, and he died; is that correct? At the time he died, was he a member of the KLA?

Witness: No, no. No. He just had taken to the mountains to take shelter.

Question: You've told us at some point your husband was a member of the KLA. When was that?

Witness: Before; in the past.

Question: Do you remember when that was?

Witness: No, I don't remember.

Question: Do you remember any particular incident that occurred that may have prompted him to join the KLA?

Witness: No, I don't know.

)

And later ( 1102 )

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Question: Was your husband a member of the KLA from the very beginning, and participated in the operations always, and stayed in camps together with other KLA members? This is what you stated when you gave your statement to the OTP investigators.

Witness: I don't know. I don't know. For as long as we were there, he wasn't a member of the KLA.

)

And again ( page 1093 )

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Question: You said that you did not hear of any operations and activities by the KLA in your area, and your area is Drenica; is that right?

Witness: Yes.

)

Watson: Well, that's all nice and clear then. He was a member of the KLA but then again the wasn't. But he was a member. But wasn't

Holmes: Yes, it's all crystal clear. And about the KLA in the area

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( 1089 )

Question: Do you know if any of the other men who were left behind died as a result of whatever went on after you left?

Witness:Yes.

Question: Were some of them members of the KLA?

Witness: No, they were not.

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And

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( 1087 )

Question: Now, you've also told us that the KLA were in the area of your village but were not in your village itself; is that correct?

Witness: Yes. Yes.

Question: Did your husband tell you why he was going into the hills?

Witness: No, he never told me anything. He just told me that "I'm going to the mountains."

Question: Were you aware that the KLA also were in the mountains?

Witness: I don't know. Maybe they were in the mountains, but I was at home. I never saw anything.

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And

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( 1012 )

Quesiton:Is it true that this lasted for several years until the KLA presence in your area forced the Serb police to leave you alone?

Witness: As far as I know, we didn't have any bases there in Izbica, not in our village, not in Izbica.

Question: This is what you said when you were interviewed on the 14th of May, 1999. This is what I saw in your statement. This is how you explained it on that occasion.

Witness: I can't understand.

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Watson: Well, I'm glad that's sorted everything out.

Holmes: She claimed that the Serbs ordered her to leave the village and head straight for Albania. Or maybe they didn't. Or maybe they did. Or didn't

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Witness: The Serb police and army soldiers, they were mixed together. I remember one of them talking to us in Albanian. "Go straight to Albania." And then they asked the men to sit on the side of the street, whereas us they ordered to leave for Albania.

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And

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Witness : The Serbs wanted us to go towards Albania. But they didn't allow us to go in the direction we wanted to go to and then started shelling......... They turned us back, and they turned us towards the other direction, the direction of Albania.

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Yet, at the drop of a hat, our witness does a nice little 180 degree turn.

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Question:They ( the Serb forces ) allowed you to go in the direction you wanted to go at that point; is that right?


Witness: Yes.

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And

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Question: But you also told us that you were being escorted by Serb soldiers and policemen. Did they also want you to go to Kraljane? Sorry, I need an answer.

Witness:No. They just put us on the road, and when we went to Kraljane, they didn't do anything.

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And

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Witness: Some were on foot, some were in trucks, but those who were on foot told us, "If you do not arrive in Albania at 6.00 in the afternoon, we will turn you back from where you came."

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Watson: So the Serbs made her head for Albania , but they didn't . But they did however they didn't .

Holmes: Yes, it's all wonderfully succinct stuff. And remember that the ICTY spend many days grooming each witness. Going over their testimony before they appear in court.

Watson: Why am I hearing the melody to "A Foggy Day"?........ starts whistling

Holmes: Now, about half an hour after he convoy had left the village it was shelled , and she said the Serb forces carried it out.

Watson:Pretty powerful testimony, right?

Holmes: Well, not really. She said that about 3,000 women gathered in a field near her village ( 1054 ), people from the surrounding area, they formed a column and headed out of the area.

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Witness: All the way we were accompanied by soldiers and policemen, accompanied I can't remember by whom exactly. When we went to Kopiliq, a village there, we were in a line. My sister was holding my son of 6 weeks old. And then they shelled the column and they killed two daughters of my uncle, and that's what happened.

Question: All right. So as you're marching along towards Albania, you were being escorted by police and/or infantry troops; is that your evidence?

Witness: Yes. Yes.

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Watson: Sounds gut-wrenching stuff....... breaks down, distraught at what Slobo and his eager Serb minions have done .........

Holmes: Picture the scene, the columns headed out "escorted by police and/or infantry troops" and then the Serb artillery start to blast away ( 1071 ) " The Serbs, the army, the police did the shelling "

Watson: Aaaaaah ! She's saying that the Serbs shelled their own men in the column. The farthing's dropped.

Holmes: Congratulations are in order. Give the good doc a big cuddly teddy bear. You've spotted the flaw. Yep, the shells are landing in a group of people being escorted by "Serb police and infantry".
Is she really claiming that the Serbs were targeting their own soldiers ?

Watson: So it's pretty far-fetched to say the least. Even if it was the Serbs who were shelling the collumn it was obviously a mistake

Holmes: Well said, and it was obviously the KLA - who were dug in in the mountains - and what gives this even more credence is that fact that we're talking about mortars, not artillery or tank fire .

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Witness: The shelling came from above. There were some lights, some red lights, and when they fell on us, we were dispersed.

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Watson: Could you explain?

Holmes: Tank fire doesn't come from above, it's trajectory is low and stright. Mortars come from above. A very high trajectory. As Slobo pointed out

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Slobo: You said that the shells fell from a height, so they were probably mortars, as the shells were falling from a height. Now, do you assume that the column, escorted by the army and police, could have been shelled just by the KLA and not that police and army escorting the column. The tanks neutralised the KLA, who was shelling the column. They weren't shooting at you. These shells from tanks do not fall from a height. Do you think it reasonable that the army and police should shell a column which was being escorted precisely by the army and the police?

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Holmes: And in her earlier written testimony she'd admitted that the Serbs were firing into the mountains - obviously targeting the KLA mortars -

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Slobo:You also spoke about the shells that were falling, but previously you stated that most of the shells fell in the hills area, and it seemed that they were shelling the hills in order to suppress the KLA activity.

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Watson: So she's changed her testimony too. Just like so many witnesses. Her earlier written statements - like other witnesses - matched very closely with what Slobo was claiming, yet a couple of years later, they start to parrot the same "Serb = Evil" line the ICTY, NATO and MSM were touting.

Holmes: Good point. Back at the ranch, she was on the road for 6 days and was allowed to go in any direction she - and the others - wished. They were fed by the Serbs ( 1085 )

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Question:Who supplied that food?

Witness: The Serb police.

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Holmes: Now get ready for it's that time folks

Watson: You mean our friend the "bloke in the bar" ?

Holmes: Nope, it's time to bring on Mr Amnesia. He's always there when talk turns to the murderous activities of the KLA. The bit where Slobo asks the witness about mass murders, killings, bombings, etc carried out by the KLA, very often against loyalist Kosovo Albanians, on the witness's door step and the complete inability of the witness to answer

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Slobo: Do you remember the incident in 1998 when three Albanians were killed in Srbica by the KLA, Zaim Turivuci [phoen]; Sefer Zinavi [phoen] and Shefqet the forestkeeper; and Blagoje Jovanovic, a Serb? Do you remember this incident?

Witness has no idea

Slobo: Nobody ever told you anything about it?

Witness has no idea

Slobo: Do you remember when, on the 5th of March in 1998 in Prekaz, which is nearby, a police station was attacked and two policemen were killed,whereas eight were seriously wounded? Do you remember that incident?

Witness has no idea .

Slobo: Do you remember the murder of an Albanian called Gashi Mark on the 17th of July, 1998, on the road near Srbica?

Witness has no idea

Slobo: Do you remember how on the 20th of February, 1998, also between Srbica and Kline, Hakaj Murat was killed as well. He's an Albanian. Haveyou heard of that murder?

Witness has no idea

Slobo:Have you heard that a woman called Habije Rameraj was killed in the village of Rudnik, also nearby?

Witness has no idea and claims to be "not educated"

Judge askes Slobo to ask no more questions along these lines

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About the so called mass graves there. Well, she didn't see anyone being killed, and

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Slobo:There was a public television report on the alleged mass graves which were shown by satellite in the region of the village of Izbica, and it was ascertained with identical photographs that that was not true, that there were fields there. And they talked to Albanian witnesses who said that nobody was killed there or is buried there. Now, did you see that report on television or did you hear about it?

Witness: No, I didn't hear or see any such thing.

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Watson: 'Nuff said

Holmes:Now it's probably come to your attention that our intrepid witness is a mite confused about many things

Watson: It has crossed my mind. About her hubbie's membership of the KLA or of who ordered her to go to Albania.

Holmes: Well, she'd said she saw two Kosovo Albanians being slain. But then she starts to contradict herself from her previous written statement. The sort of problem that liars have. Let's face it, her behaviour is so similar to so many liars. They change their story, then change it again.

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Question: You previously also stated, and you also mentioned this during your chief examination, that you saw when a burst of fire was opened on Haxhi Thaci and Rexhep Thaci. You said that you witnessed this burst of fire; is that right?

Witness: Yes.

Question: You saw that the soldiers did the shooting; is that right?

Witness: They were mixed soldiers and policemen, and I wasn't able to distinguish them. There was just a volley of automatic rifle fire, and they fell to the ground. And we were just women, and we went on, out of fear. I don't know whether it was police or soldiers who fired.

Question: But when you were giving your statement on the 14th of May, 1999, you told the investigator that a member of the paramilitary forces took out his pistol and then fired a shot into the chest of each of them; is that right?

Witness: No. I said automatic, two at once, and I saw it with my own eyes.

Question: Did they read back your statement to you on the 14th of May, 1999? Did they read back to you what they recorded as your statement?

Witness: Yes.

Question:And on that occasion, you did not object to what you heard. You did not object upon hearing that this incident was described just as I read it to you, and you gave this statement on the 14th of May, 1999, which means just a few months after this incident took place.

Witness: What do you mean, 14th of May? I don't understand.

Question: So on the 14th of May, you gave a statement about what you experienced in 1999 while you were in Albania. So you gave this statement, and in that statement you described this event the way I just told you. And when your statement was read back to you, you did not object to this incident being described along these lines. Is that right?

Witness: Well, I didn't understand.

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Watson: So she doesn't understand how her own recollection changes just as easily as the weather on key points. You're not the only one ducky

Holmes: She also talks about the loyalist Kosovo Albanians and this is something you just don't hear about. In the MSM and NATO press conferecnes they made a heroic point of not mentioning it

Watson: Who were these mysterious chaps and chapettes? Pray tell, oh wise violin player

Holmes: Well, for starters the vast majority of senior positions in politics, local government and industry were occupied by Kosovo Albanians - as witness number one was forced to acknowledge - and they tended to be catholics too. T
hese were ethnic Albanians who were loyal to Belgrade and were targetted mercilessly by the KLA .

Watson: So the KLA didn't have them on their Christmas card list then.

Holmes: They and their families were brutally slain for the crime of getting a pay cheque from Belgrade. Now, catholic Kosovo Albanian villages were regarded as "loyal Villages" by the Serb forces, who never had any problems from them. Here, the witness touches upon this

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Question: Why didn't want the people from your village to mix with the people from Drenica? Is that what you understood them to be saying?

Witness: No, because the people in Glodjane are also Albanians, but they are Catholics. So they were told to go and stay in their own homes. Question: So what happened to the Catholics? Did they go -- continue on with you or did they go somewhere else?

Witness:No, no. They stayed where they were, and they told us to go on the road again and they forced us to go back to Kraljane. And when wewere at Kraljane, it was burned, and then they told us to go to Klina e Begut.

Question: But the Catholics had been told to stay home? Is that what you told us?

Witness: Yes.

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And

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Slobo: You said that in Glodjane, the Albanians who lived there were told to stay there, and you said that there were no military operations there and that those Albanians there were Catholics. Therefore, I would like to ask you, since you yourself gave us these elements, do you think that they were told to remain there because there were no military operations there or they were told so because they were Catholics?

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Watson: Interesting stuff

Holmes: Some more "What are you on little Missy?" testimony from the slightly confused and disoriented lady

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Question: Do you remember an incident involving NATO and Srbica?

Witness: I heard people say that there was an attack mounted on the munitions factory there.

Question: I see. And I'd like you to turn your mind now to two days after that attack. What, if anything, happened to your village two days after you heard about the attack on Srbica by NATO?

Witness: On the 28th of March, for two days, they bombed the village, the surrounding villages: Broje, Vojniku, Pilic [phoen], Liqina. They are surrounding villages. They were shelled for two days. Then, after two days, they came to Izbica.

Question: All right. I'm going to stop you there. The transcript seems to suggest that you said: "On the 28th of March, for two days, they bombed the village." Who are you talking about bombing the village? Are you talking about NATO or someone else?

Witness: No, not NATO. Serb policemen and army. Not NATO.

Question: So when you say "bombed" in that respect, do you actually mean bombing or do you mean shelling or do you mean something entirely different? Explain that.

Witness: I mean shelling, not actual bombing, but shelling. I mean shelling.

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Watson: What about her testimony of having witnessed the brutal murder of over 100 brutally murdered Kosovo Albanians ?

Holmes: Well, for that, we have to give a stout "Hurrah" to ye olde friende. Yes folks , here's back

Watson: You mean "the bloke in the bar" ?

Holmes: I do indeed

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Witness: We stayed there for two or three hours. I don't remember well. We heard the fire shots, and then we heard that they had shot 108 people. I didn't see that with my own eyes, but I heard from others.

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Watson: He's back. Aaaaaaah. Bless

Holmes: Some more

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Witness: A few women wanted to go back to the village to sees what was happening. We saw the entire village was on fire. We heard the fire shots, killing people. But they wanted to see with their own eyes what happened. They turned back, but couldn't walk for more than ten metres before the police turned them back, firing in the air, and told them to go back to Albania.

Question: Did they tell you anything that they saw?

Witness: No. They didn't see anything, because the police didn't let them go back, enter the village.

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Holmes: And some more

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Question: Did they tell you anything that they saw?

Witness: No. They didn't see anything, because the police didn't let them go back, enter the village.

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And some more

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Question: Do you know if any of the other men who were left behind died as a result of whatever went on after you left?

Witness: Yes.

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And, lordy lordy, some more

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Question: Upon your return, did you find out what happened to the 150 or 160 men who were left behind in the field when you were separated from them?

Witness: When I returned, I saw my uncle there, and he showed me what had happened. They had buried them. On 10th of May, my husband was killed, and they had buried him there. After three days, they had exhumed them and taken them away from that place.

Question: Do you know how many men had been killed?

Witness: In the Izbica outskirts, 202 men. As far as I remember, 165 were buried there.

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And, strewth, it can't be, some more

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Question: Final question: The -- you told us about two old women who were left on a trailer who were alive when you left, when the trailer was set on fire. Upon your return, did you find out what happened to them?


Witness: Yes. They were burned in the trailer with all their belongings. They couldn't move, so they were burned in the tractor

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And now for some "it must be the fault of the Serbs because it must be, So there" evidence

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Question: In your earlier evidence, you said that you could tell -- let me just -- that the entire village was on fire. Could you see that for yourself?

Witness: Yes. Yes. I saw it with my own eyes, all engulfed by fire, flames. Everything was set fire to; the tractors, everything we had.

Question: Talking about tractors being on fire, do you remember an incident involving two old handicapped ladies?

Witness: Yes. They burned them in the tractor. One is the wife of Feiz Hoxha, the other of Hazier. We left them there. They couldn't walk. They were left in the tractor and they were burned there.

Question: They were alive on the tractor-trailer when you left?

Witness: Yes, they were alive.

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Watson: I don't see the point.

Holmes: She's assuming that the Serbs burned down the village. Of course she doesn't, for a second, think that the KLA wouldn't do such a thing or it simply couldn't have been a blaze as a result of a firefight between the KLA and the Serbs. Of course not, the inference here is that the Serbs deliberately torched the village

Watson: Aaaaaaaaaah! The florin has dropped. Same thing with the two handicapped women

Holmes: Indeed. And now a chuckle

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Question: All right. Now, you call them "infantry troops." Can you tell us how many infantry troops came into your village, approximately?

Witness: Approximately -- many. I can't say how many exactly. I couldn't say how many they were coming.

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Watson: Approximately many? Snigger squared

Holmes: And it seems the prosecution are getting tired of the wretchedness of the testimony from our confused lassy

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Question: And you also said there were other military vehicles as well; is that correct? Nodding your head won't assist. We need an answer. Thank you.

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Watson: Snigger cubed. Even the prosecution - who'd have been over this nonsense a billion times before she gave her testimony in the rehearsal and grooming sessions - are a mite irritated

Holmes: Yes. Snigger to the fourth

Watson: Poor prosecution, having to mold a case with such doggy doo. Anyway how did her baby die? Did she the evil Serb forces grind the baby up and put into their burgers?

Holmes: Erm, no.

Watson: Or maybe they squashed the baby in a food blender to make some puree?

Holmes: Non, mon chef.

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Question: So to summarise: You, your sister, and your three sons took different routes; is that correct? You got separated?

Witness: Yes.

Question: Now, I'm sorry to have to ask you this, but after that incident, did you ever see your baby again?

Witness: My baby, no, no. It died. It didn't have what to live on. There was nothing to feed him.

Question: And you got that information from your sister later on, did you?

Witness: Yes. After the war, my sister told me that the baby died because I couldn't feed her with anything, and nobody could breast-feed her, and so the baby died.

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Watson: Well how is that a crime?

Holmes: It ain't, it's just a tragedy of war.
She hams the "crazed state of mind" act a bit by claiming the Serbs chased the refugees halfway across Kosovo in their tanks, trying to run them over. Fortunately the refugees outran the tanks.

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Question: I see. Now, you've told us about being told to go towards Kline. Did you in fact get to Kline with this convoy? Did you walk towards Kline?

Witness: No. It was in the direction of Kline, and then they went from Broje to Jashanice, and then at Jashanice they were -- wanted to run us down with tanks.

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Watson: Snigger to the fifth. The Serbs must have mighty slow tanks for a women and two young kids to outrun them.

Holmes: Pretty poor drivers too, for they managed to squish zero refugees- "squish" is a technical word which is used in the science of tank manouvres and it means "to squish"

Mulder: I fear the confused state of our witness's mind is a tad paranoid here. The fact that the prosecution doesn't run with it speaks volumes - "running with it" is a legalistic phrase which means "to run with" - Some more confusion

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Question: You said that when you got close to Kline, that there was fire there and shooting and that they told you to go back and not to enter Kline. Do you remember what date that was on?

Witness: No, I don't remember dates.

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Watson: Indeed you don't little Missy

Holmes: And the final nail gets hammered in. She gets hopelessly confused about what happened at the border. Story number one is

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Question: And could you tell what happened at any stage in relation to those identity documents?

Witness: When we arrived in Gjakova, on our way to Gjakova, I saw some big -- a place where they -- they put us in a place, in a checkpoint, I think, where they checked for our documents, and they asked us to hand over all our documents, and then when you arrive at the border of Albania, you will see what will happen. So all the refugees that were in the line, you know, threw away -- threw on the ground all the IDs and passports they had on them.

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Holmes: However story number two is ever so slightly different.

Watson: Just a tad mind?

Holmes: Yes, just a tad.

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Question: Very well. Just one more question. When you arrived at the border, you did not have to wait. You crossed it right away. And then you said that nobody asked for your documents at all.

Witness: Yes.

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Holmes: Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Slobo's phone still doesn't work.

Watson: But that was all he had to communicate with his helpers. That's not particularly fair, is it?

Holmes: But don't you dare suggest that he's not getting a fair trial

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Slobo:And another technical point, all the telephones of my associates that I tried to call up here -- from here yesterday have been disconnected, so that I found it very hard to communicate. I myself am not able to come by concrete information in any other way but through the telephone. So I should like to inform you that if I'm not able to make contact and come into contact with my associates when you are examining the witnesses here, then I shall ask for the cross-examination to be postponed until I am in such a position as to be able to communicate with my associates.

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Watson: A quarter of a billion bucks a year plus all the political support you could dream of VS an OAP with a bust telephone.

Holmes: Hmmmmmmmm. And the irony is he's slaughtering the opposition.

Watson:So are you telling me that

  1. She claimed the Serbs told her to leave Kosovo , but they didn't tell her . But they did but they didn't
  2. Her husband was a member of the KLA . But he wasn't a member of the KLA . But he was but he wasn't
  3. She said the border police confiscated her ID card but they didn't confiscate it but they did . But they didn't but they did
  4. She claimed in court that the Serb security forces targeted her convoy of civilians . However if that had've been the case then the Serbs would have been targeting their own men as she admitted that her convoy was being escorted by Serb soldiers. Also in her earlier written statement she admitted that the Serb tanks were firing into the mountains - at KLA positions.
  5. In addition she said that the shells were coming from above which strongly suggests mortar fire as tank fire's trajectory is low and straight as opposed to the very high trajectory of mortar rounds. Hint . The KLA had mortars, the Serbs had tanks
  6. She has no idea about the huge number of outrages committed by the KLA against loyalist Albanians, Serbs and Rom in her immediate area
  7. She was forced to admit that she and her fellow refugees were fed by the Serbs for almost the entire week it took them to make their way to Albania
  8. She heard from relatives that here baby died. Hearsay for starters and the baby died of neglect. No war crime
  9. She said her village was on fire but was it from the KLA or perhaps from the firefights between the KLA and Serb forces? She doesn't know
  10. Same with the deaths of the two handicapped people in the tractor. Who caused the fire and was it an accident? Again she doesn't say
  11. She made the hilariously silly claim that the Serbs tried to run the convoy over with their tanks. Picture the scene of villagers out running tanks. For an entire week. Picture the chase sped up - a la Benny Hill show - with the Benny Hill soundtrack over it.
  12. The claim that over a hundred people were executed was hearsay and
  13. in addition, Slobo pointed out that the area where she'd calimed there were mass graves was proven to be just an empty field and local Kosovo Albanian witnesses agreed.
  14. She admitted that the Serbs treated the loyalist catholic Kosovo Albanians well and were left alone by the Serb security forces
  15. She got many dates mixed up as well as the most basic of facts.
  16. For example, with regards to her key evidence of witnessing the execution of two peole. At first she said it was a single paramilitary soldier who killed them with a pistol, firing single shots into their chests. Yet, in the Hague, she claimed it was a group of men firing automatic weapons at the two men. Very different and very difficult to account for.
Holmes: Yup. Another rotten day for the wretched prosecution. Slobo wins an evening out with the Boston Pops: the ICTY ? An evening out with the Boston Strangler.

Holmes and Watson: Arf