Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Amnesia Inc.

"AMNESIA INC."

Witness Six Agron Berisha

Testimony starts on page 958
Slobo starts to cross examine him on the same day, page 991, and finishes the following day

Watson: Who's next for the Slobo chopping board ?

Holmes: Well, this guy is a little different in that he claims he really did see the Serbs murder a couple of people.

Watson: I don't believe it. At last, someone with some claims that have got something to do with war crimes

Holmes: I wouldn't get too excited, my fine friend. It's the same schtick basically. The witness changes his story, claims amnesia, Slobo pummels him, La di da .

Watson: La di da indeed. Some background dear boy ?

Holmes: Certainly dear doc. The guy was a doctor - he studied in both Pristina and Belgrade - then returned to Kosovo, to his home town, to work. This guy was better educated than the previous bunch, yet, for the prosecution, this turned out to be a terrible witness. His life prior to NATO's bombing was normal, he worked as a doctor in Kosovo and is from Suva Reka.

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Witness: Suva Reka is a little town with about 15.000 to 20.000 inhabitants in the middle, the southern part of Kosovo, not far from the town of Prizren. It has about 50 villages around it, with 60.000 inhabitants in the region.

Question: What was the ethnical composition of Suva Reka before March 1999?

Witness: Before the war, in Suva Reka , there was the following ethnicity, approximately: Ninety-five per cent of the population was Albanian, and the other portion was mostly Serbs, and a few Montenegrins and Roma.

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Watson: So this guy lives in the same area as the previous three witnesses, near Prizren .
Holmes: Yup. Imagine Kosovo and Metohija like a square balanced on one of it's corners. Well, Prizren is toward the southern - bottom - point, Pec is near the western point, Mitrovicia is towards the northern point, Gnjilane to the eastern point of the tilted square while Pristina is in the north east, midway between Gnjilane and Mitrovicia. Advanced geography class over. There' ll be a test next week.

Watson: Thanx a million.

Holmes: After graduating he found the situation in his hometown was tense

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Witness: I graduated at the end of June of 1998 and returned immediately to Suva Reka. The situation in Suva Reka was very difficult, very -- a lot of tension. In the streets of Suva Reka , there were very few people. Everyone was afraid. Most of the stores were not open, or if they opened, they only opened for a few hours in the morning, when the people, mostly women and children, left their houses to do their basic shopping, to get basic foodstuffs.

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Watson: Why?

Holmes: Well, he said it was because of the police and Army

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Witness:I think the tension in the population came from -- it was a result of the fear that the people had of the police and the army, the Serbian police and army.

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Watson: What were the army doing? Cutting up babies? Mass executions? Torture? All night bingo sessions?
Holmes: Nope. They wore uniforms and walked in the streets. Some even had the nerve to ride round in buses and trucks
Watson: Round about town in buses. The brutes. ( breaks down and lies on the floor in tears )
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Witness: I saw the soldiers of the Yugoslav armies, which were wandering around with automatic rifles........ The soldiers that I saw had mostly military uniforms, but they were mostly in vehicles -- in green uniforms. They were mostly in vehicles. They didn't walk around on foot in Suva Reka. They usually drove through in buses -- in military vehicles, buses, various types of vehicles, trucks.

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Watson: Oh Was that it

Holmes: Now, the witness spoke of some "really very brutal violence"

Watson: I can't bear to listen........( hides under couch and closes eyes )

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Witness: I think the reason for the fear in the population at the time was the violence, the police violence which was being exercised on the Albanian population from the police, from the Serb police, that is.

Question: Can you give the Court examples of this violence?

Witness: Yes, I can give you a couple of examples. This violence was really very brutal. The day I returned from Belgrade, when I graduated there, the day after that, we were mistreated walking down the street. We were -- one where we were coming by bus from the town of Shtime, which is about 30 kilometres away from Suhareke, and before we got out of the town of Shtime, we were stopped. There were seven or eight policemen who stopped our bus and got us all out of the bus and beat us up, all of us.

Question: Did you -- sorry, Mr. Berisha. Did you witness, apart from that beating that happened to you, did you witness anybody else being mistreated?

Witness: Yes. Yes. All of us. They gave us all a blow. Two young boys who were coming from different areas of Serbia, I don't know exactly where they were coming from, but they had their private affairs to tend to. They were young guys........There was really no reason, no pretext, no reason at all for the beating. They checked us, and they didn't find anything on us. We were civilians, travellers, simply. But they beat us all up.

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Watson: He was given "a blow"? Ooh er missus. That's all rather risque

Holmes: Now, now, you naughty man child.

Watson: So he claimed the Yugo security forces "gave him A blow". A blow. One hit. One. Not two. One.
Holmes: Yup, a cuff round the ears. Singular, nor plural.
Watson: Bit like a Maths teacher really. Anything else?
Holmes: Well, here we have to say a happy "Hello" to your friend, our friend and the ICTY's friend, namely "the bloke in the bar":

Watson: HE'S BACK!

Holmes: Yes, he's back!

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Question: And in your town, do you remember any incident that happened where police or soldiers mistreated the population at that time?

Witness: Yes. It was really a problem to go out on the street at the time, on foot or by car. The son of my uncle, Fatoni [phoen], he had a car, a good car, a BMW, and he was stopped by the police in the centre of Suva Reka . And they said, "This is not a type of car you should be driving. This is a type of car we should be driving." The car was okay.It was in order. It had been gone through customs, it was in a good state, and the boy had all the documents he needed. He had his driver's licence and the papers for the car.........But he was taken to the police station. The car was confiscated for a few days. He was beaten up and he was sent home.

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Watson: Yes, he's certainly back. Some more worthless hearsay. Ah well. How about the KLA?
Holmes: Well, like with the previous witnesses, the KLA were not in Kosovo. Maybe they were vacationing in Outer Mongolia or perhaps selling ice to the Alaskans but they were not in his town. Why no siree.

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Question: Mr. Berisha, was the KLA in your town at that time?
Witness: I didn't see any UCK, KLA members in and around Suhareke, or their activities.

Question: Were you or your family associated to the KLA?

Witness: No.

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The police, he claimed, used his house as target practice

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Question: Do you remember hearing or seeing shooting at that time?

Witness: Yes, there was shooting. They were rare when I went into the town of Suva Reka, but there was shooting from time to time. At my house, which is situated near the police station, or was at the time situated near the police, I heard shooting, which I think came from the police station. They shot towards my house, towards the house of Ahmet Berisha, two times, on two evenings. On two separate evenings, there was shooting.

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Though he was forced to admit that none were hurt ( 964 )
And in fact was forced to admit he didn't actually see who was doing the shooting

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Question:Did you see policemen or did you see anybody shooting? Did you see who was shooting?

Witness: No, I didn't. It was in the late afternoon.

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And

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Witness: I didn't say that they fired at my home, someone fired at my home.

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When asked by Slobo about some more mystery police naughtiness we get a couple of chuckles

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Witness: I said that in the summer of 1998, someone fired at Ahmet Berisha in his home. The bullet entered his window and hit the back part of his room, the back wall of his room........ I went on the next day and saw with my own eyes the hole from where the bullet entered and from where it left. I saw the trajectory of the bullet, which showed that it came from the police station in Suhareke.

Slobo: And how far is the Suva Reka police station?

Witness: About 100 metres.

Slobo: So that means that from every -- this bullet could have been shot from any point within the 100-metre diameter around it. Is it so or not, since you obviously very professionally concluded that this was the fact, this was the case?

Slobo:Did you see a policeman shoot at the house of your relative?
Witness: No, I didn't. It was evening.

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Some more "some bloke in the pub told me" testimony

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Slobo: Well, let me put this question in general terms. Was anybody shot at in those days prior to the aggression? Was anybody shot at? Was anybody hit by a bullet in Suva Reka, a bullet shot by the police?

Witness: Yes. I remember well an event which occurred in Suva Reka. It was the summer of 1998. That day, about ten persons were killed in the centre of Suva Reka. First a worker, a Serbian worker, was killed, who worked in a state-owned shop in the centre of Suhareke. Nobody knew who killed him. I don't know his name, but I know that he was from Sopi village. Afterwards, the police killed eight, up to nine civilians in the streets and houses of that part of the neighbourhood in Suva Reka. I remember this event.

Slobo:So you saw it? You saw this event?

Witness: No.

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He claimed he heard Mr Naughty - AKA Mr Seselj - say nauthty things on the TV: or maybe on the radio: or maybe somewhere else: he can't be sure you see.

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Witness: Yes, I do. I remember -- I'm not sure whether I read it or heard it on television -- I heard that Vojislav Seselj, the chairman of the Radical Serb Party, said that we will drive all Albanians behind the Mountains of the Damned. For Your Honours, for your information, your distinguished Honours, Albania lies behind these Mountains of the Damned. Then he mentioned some words about a corridor that Albanians should go through, the way they should be driven out by the then-chairman of Macedonia, Gligorov.

Question: This was on the TV, or do you remember where have you seen that?
Witness: I can't be precise where I heard it, whether I saw it on television or I had read it. I'm not sure.
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Watson: He's all a-flustered the wee little cherub.

Holmes: He certainly does seem to have ants in his pants. Later we get

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Slobo: When asked whether you heard about some propaganda aimed against Kosovo Albanians, yesterday, as far as I can remember, you replied by saying that you had heard Vojislav Seselj saying -- saying the following, "We will expel all Albanians across the Prokletije mountains." Do you know where Seselj stated this?

Witness: No, I don't know. I said yesterday I heard -- I don't remember whether I heard it on television or read it on newspaper or heard it from someone. I can't be sure.

Slobo:Are you sure that he was speaking about the Albanians, or was he speaking about the KLA terrorists, if he said that at all?

Witness:I said I'm not sure.

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Watson: Positively embarrassing. So he doesn't know where/ how he heard this, neither is he sure if it was about the Al Qaeda linked KLA. Less than worthless
Holmes: He certainly is a mite confused witness and he was also forced to admit
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Slobo: Do you remember that any functionary, representative of the government, or any official person of Serbia or Yugoslavia said something against the Albanians?

Witness: I do not remember anybody having said such a thing

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He was big on the conspiracy nonsense too.

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Slobo: You said that the president of Macedonia, Gligorov, spoke about the route the Albanians should be expelled by. I did not understand the point of that explanation, so I'm asking you the following now: Are you saying that the leadership of Serbia, or rather, of Yugoslavia, made an agreement about this with Gligorov, the president of Macedonia? Is that what you're saying?

Witness: Yes, that's what I meant. And also the statement of Gligorov, I don't know whether I heard it on television or I heard it from somebody or I read it in a newspaper, mentioning a corridor by which -- the Albanians should go through a corridor through Macedonia to be directed towards Albania.

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Watson: Conspiracy theorists of the world unite under that ICTY banner

Holmes: Anyway, not to worry for paradise is just round the corner in the guise of the KVM

Watson: Hurrah!

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Witness: After the agreement, yes, the agreement signed between Holbrooke and the Yugoslav negotiator. KVM mission came to Suva Reka too, and they settled in the house of my neighbour, most of them, the main -- the staff was there, actually, for the region of Suva Reka........ I may say that after the arrival, the situation changed radically. It became calmer, more relaxed. People began to go out of their homes more freely in the streets, began to return to their jobs.Most of the shops reopened. Generally life resumed its -- a more relaxed pace, I would say.

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Holmes: But Evil is always just round the corner for Mr Slobo made the KVM leave. Well, they left on their own accord actually, but it's always good to blame Mr Slobo

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Witness: As far as I remember, they stayed there for about six or seven months, the KVM, and then they withdrew suddenly sometime -- a week before the NATO airstrikes began against the former Yugoslavia. After the withdrawal, the situation became grave again. It became worse than it was prior to the arrival, prior to the summer of 1998........That week, I have seen military and police, Serb military and police forces, who were patrolling the main streets. I didn't know where they were heading, what they were doing there.

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On March 24th NATO started their "Humanitarian Bombing Campaign" ( Patent pending ). This got the witness all excited.

Scully: He had ants in his pants?

Mulder: Yup

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Question: Why do you say you were excited?

Witness: Because I heard, as I said earlier, from the words of Seselj, that there was a plan prepared deliberately for us, and we were scared for our lives, because we were just simply civilians shut in our own homes.

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Watson: Oh THAT broadcast. The one our heroic witness has just talked about but can't remember a thing about and which neither NATO nor the ICTY have bothered to broadcast to use as a justification for their actions?

Holmes: Yup. One and the same doc. He said the Serb authorities would search him when he went for work ( 967 ) but that's about it really. He claimed that from the 24th to the 27th he didn't hear a single NATO airstrike.
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Witness: I was in Suva Reka up to the 27th of March, 1999, at 6.00 in the afternoon. Up to that moment, I did not hear of any bombs being dropped from NATO planes there.

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Watson: What's so strange about that?
Holmes: Well, it's a tad surprising as NATO themselves spoke of bombing the area. Ah well, maybe the bombs had silencers on them. In fact even the prosecution and this witness talk of NATO bombing the area

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Question: Mr. Berisha, before the break, you finished your testimony by saying that, unfortunately, the next day you saw that the second came true, the fear came true. So I will ask you some questions right now about what happened on the 25th of March and the day after the NATO bombing. Mr. Berisha, the next day you were at home; is that correct?

Witness: Yes.

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Watson: Snigger. So NATO didn't bomb the area but they did bomb the area. It's like a parallel universe, something from the "Outer Limits"

Holmes: Yup, don't adjust your TV set.

Watson: Okay I won't

Holmes: Arf......... ( gazes fondly into the distance and reminisces about the goold ole' days of ropey, cheapy, cheezy Saturday night Sci Fi crap ) ........ Anyway back at the ranch

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Witness:That day, in the morning, I was woken up early in the morning, at 5.30, by my mother, who was very scared, because she had seen a large group of policemen going from the police station to the Reshtani village of our municipality........ It was my mother who saw the policemen earlier, because I was sleeping. And she came, scared, and woke me up from my sleep. And then I saw the situation from the window and saw with my own eyes a large number of policemen, about 70 policemen, who were walking on this road, from this part, in this direction.

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Watson: So his mum got her knickers in a twist because some policemen.

Holmes: And he added that "Each of them was carrying an automatic rifle." ( page 973 )

Watson: My! Security forces with guns. Amazing!
Holmes: Anyway the police entered a house. I think it's about time we heard from our pal "the bloke in the bar"

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Witness: I saw that the police did not stay long there, maybe about ten minutes. Then they left. They left the house........ I cannot say what they did inside, because I couldn't see it, but from what I heard later through a telephone conversation with Shyhrete, Nexhat's wife, is the following: that the policeman had beaten Nexhat up and they had taken from Shyhrete about 3.000 Deutschmarks to save her husband from being killed.

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Watson: So it's more hearsay. Ah well, the bloke in the bar is indeed a busy chap these days
Holmes: He testified that he saw

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Witness: After about 20 minutes, in front of their house, a white car of Niva brand parked, and I could see that various items, household items, were being taken out of Nexhat's house; piles of papers, documents which the international observers had left behind when they left Kosovo.

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Watson: So they took some of the KVM 's property. Some papers, a stapler, and maybe even some sellotape. Oooh! The naughty Serbs. Stationary hoarders. A new war crime
Holmes: Some more things he heard

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Witness: In about ten minutes, I heard fire shots, automatic fire shots, coming from the suburban part of Suva Reka , and I saw fire and smoke, flames and smoke, coming out of the houses.

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Watson: So he heard some shots. It could be from anyone and he certainly can't say. He just assumes it was from the Serb forces only.
Holmes: Yes, how can he be so sure it wasn't a firefight?
Watson: Does he have a pair of those plastic X ray glasses which kids used to buy that helped them see through walls and at womens underwear?

Holmes:........cough........Anyway at noon something happened. At last, after six witnesses and many days of testimony, a witness of them saw a crime.
Watson: Bring on the dancing girls

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Witness: At 12.00, quite suddenly, groups of 30 to 40 policemen surrounded the houses of Faton and Nexhat........ where Vesel Berisha and his sons were living.

Question: How many people were in the houses, approximately?
Witness: Approximately 25 persons. All were in the second house, not in the large house I spoke about, but in the second house, adjoining house. From what people saw during the previous day, people were scared of staying in their own home which is close to the street and had taken refuge in their neighbour's house, that is, Adversare's house, their uncle, to spend the night there, and they were there at 12.00 on the 26th of March, all together, as a group.

Question: And what happened after the policemen surrounded the house?
Witness: I saw that at the entrance of Faton and Nexhat, I saw three policemen going inside........One of them I did, the policeman who entered the house of Faton broke the door, the main door, and entered inside........ Two groups of three policemen entered the two entrances of the big house and began to shoot inside. You could hear the guns firing sporadically, and within a few seconds, I would say, smoke and flames came out of the windows of the house. The other group of police which had drawn up to Vesel's, the old man's house, a larger group of police went to Vesel's house, and I noticed that Vesel's elder son, Sedat, going out and talking with them........ This happened at about 12.00 noon. It was good weather, and I could clearly see what was happening from my window in my yard.

Question:And you said that you saw the houses on fire or the smoke from the houses. Do you know what happened? How did they come on fire?

Witness: I don't know. I don't know. But after the police went in, after 30 seconds or one minute later, the house was enveloped by smoke and flame. It seems that the police had a special kind of weapon to set houses alight. And I did not see this weapon and don't know anything about it.
After this, I saw how the members of the family who were inside members from several families, from Faton's family and Nexhat's family and the families of Vesel Berisha's sons, I saw how they came out in a rush, at great speed. They couldn't even put on their shoes. Some were wearing shoes and some were barefoot, running from this house along the road,
coming out onto the main road, and some of them came between my house and the house of Faton and Nexhat.

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Watson: So we have the Serbs using some kind of "house-o -fire" maker something the witness just knows they've developed but hasn't seen yet and people running around without shoes

Holmes: After all this silliness the witness at last claims he saw something serious. The police kill some Kosovo Albanians in cold blood

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Witness: Vesel's third son, Bujar, was the last to run, and the policeman called to the elder son, Sedat, calling, "Sedat, come here." I was able to hear this from inside because they came up close to my house. At that moment, after Bujar and Sedat had come together, a group of about ten policemen started to shoot at Bujar and Sedat with automatic weapons. The policemen emptied all their magazines into the bodies of Bujar and Sedat........ I saw this scene very clearly with my own eyes. I saw Bujar and Sedat fall about two or three metres from the rear of the house of Nexhatand Faton.

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The police carried out some bodies from the burning building

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Witness: I saw how the police coming out of the front of the large house which I have encircled, I saw them dragging the bodies of four people, and I was able to identify the bodies as those of Nexhat, the body of Hava Berisha, the body of Faton, and of Faton's mother, Fatime. These bodies were brought up close to the bodies of Bujar and Sedat.

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And the others who ran away?

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Witness: The others, I said, ran away, women and men, in the direction of the centre -- of the shopping centre and the trade centre. These two shops, which I'm indicating with my pointer, were not there before the war. They were built after the war. And this photograph, which I realise because I live in Suva Reka , was taken after the war. And more or less when I went to the window where you see from the front of my house, I saw -- more or less at this point I saw Nexhmedin, the son, the youngest son of Vesel, who was more or less my age, I saw him seriously wounded, and he was crawling and trying to walk along the ground with the help of one hand. He was being helped by his pregnant wife Lirie........ Lirie managed to drag Nexhmedin, wounded as he was, and to remove him behind the first shop of the shopping centre. From that moment, the members of the family which I had mentioned, never -- were unable to see anybody because nothing more could be seen from my house.

Question: Mr. Berisha, I know that you could not see from your house, but do you know what happened to these people, the people who went to the trade centre?

Witness: Before answering this question, I want to tell you about another detail, something that I saw a few minutes -- moments after the last time I saw the wounded Nexhmedin being dragged away by his pregnant wife Lirie. A policeman who was at the bus station - the bus station of Suva Reka is just there. That's the fence around the bus station - and hepassed through the little door there, and looking at the ground, and I imagine that he was following the bloodstains that came from the body of the wounded Nexhmedin.

Question: Mr. Berisha, coming back to my previous question, I know that you haven't seen -- what you're testifying right now, you saw it?

Witness: Yes.

Question: And even not having seen what happened to the trade centre, do you know what happened to the rest of the family?

Witness:The police pointed this entire group of unarmed civilians - women, men, children, including, as I said, the pregnant Lirie - and they directed them towards the premises, a pizzeria or cafeteria belonging to the Shala [phoen] family from Suva Reka, and they shot them up in this pizzeria. On these premises, besides members of my own family, there were also people from the family of Hajbin Berisha, the family of Avdi Berisha, from Suva Reka . In all, there were about 40 to 50 people.

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And he simply had to tell of what happened to the people in the dreaded "Pizza Massacre"

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Witness: Please allow me to tell you something about the fate of the people in the pizzeria........I will tell you what I have heard........ In one sentence. As they told me, as I have been told by people who saw it and experienced it, experienced that terror, groups of several policemen shot pitilessly, with automatic weapons, and threw grenades atthem. All of them were killed in that pizzeria. Then trucks came and loaded up 40 to 50 bodies and took them towards Prizren.

Question:Who told you this, Mr. Berisha?

Witness: Witnesses who were inside the pizzeria and fortunately survived told me of what happened. These witnesses jumped from the truck carrying the bodies along the road to Prizren.

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Holmes: So more utter nonsense from the "bloke in the bar". Why didn't the ICTY with all their funding and political support track down these "witnesses" and get them to speak instead of getting some other guy who was in a bar and some bloke told him?
Watson: Because it's all lies perhaps?
Holmes: Well, there's certainly precious little evidence that the Serbs gunned down anyone in a pizza bar. In addition, his testimony would have been a little more convincing if it didn't contradict his earlier statements

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Question: Mr. Berisha, yesterday, during your testimony, you confirmed that, from a short distance, you saw four people being killed: Faton, Djedata [phoen], Sedata [phoen], Gjura; is that correct?

Witness agrees

Question: That is how I understood it as well. However, did you, on the 21st of April, 1999, when interviewed by the investigators in Tirana, in Albania, say the following: that from the distance of ten metres, you watched and you saw how four men from that house were lined up, four men - Fatime, Faton, Nedat [phoen], Gjura - and then killed, in other words, that they were shot there at that spot?

Witness: I don't remember to have said that precisely in Albania. If so, it must have been an error on the part of the interpreter. The truth is what I'm saying now, that I saw two men being killed, and then afterwards, four other dead persons of my relatives, who were pulled up to the dead bodies of the previous two persons whom I saw, as I said.

Question: Prior to signing this statement, this statement was read to you, and you apparently had no objections at the time.

Witness: Yes, but I'm sure it must have been some errors in translation, even for the second part -- second time when I was read the statement.

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Watson: Whoops-a-daisy.

Holmes: Whoops-a-daisy indeed.
Watson: What about his treatment in Yugoslavia in the 90's.
Holmes: Remember that, according to the KLA, NATO and the ICTY, the Kosovo Albanians were being treated terribly. "Apartheid", no less. However, it seems that "apartheid" can't be all that bad
Watson: How come?
Holmes: Well, he graduated from Pristina University as a doctor in 1990 , then studied in Belgrade, and worked in Kosovo as a doctor.
Watson: So he could study to be a doctor? It costs many 10's of thousands to train a doctor and he got the opportunity?
Holmes: Ouch! The pain! The discrimination! When he was studying in Kosovo, most of his colleagues were Kosovo Albanian ( page 993 ) and admitted that "generally, we had a good time there" ( page 992 ). In his hometown - Malisheve - things weren't too bad for Kosovo Albanians either
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Slobo: In Malisheve, were you the only doctor or were there more doctors?

Witness: There were several doctors in Malisheve.

Slobo: And they were all Albanians, were they?

Witness: Yes, they were.

Slobo:And all of you together received salaries on a regular basis for the work you did?

Witness: Yes, that's right.

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Holmes: He went to Belgrade where things were.........good ( 994 ).
Watson: WOW! This apartheid does seem groovy. What were all those South African blacks whinging about?
Holmes: Some more........erm........discrimination

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Slobo: Where did you specialise in Belgrade?

Witness: In the Narodni Front gynaecological clinic.

Slobo: And how were you treated at the Narodni Front gynaecological clinic?

Witness: Relatively well.
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And what about the hospital administration and his bosses?

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Witness: They behaved very well.

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He also admitted he was friends with people from all the ethnic groups and that ( page 996 ) "we had relatively good relations". He also admitted that he didn't hear of any ethnic Albanian who'd had problems because of their ethnicity ( page 996 ). He also admitted that "there were 20 to 25 Albanian doctors in the clinic of Suhareke municipality" ( page 1029 ).
As Slobo points out

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Slobo: Because that side over there with the false indictment has endeavouredto explain how the Albanians were subjugated, how they lived in a difficult fashion from 1989 to the NATO aggression, which saved them. And now we hear from the witness here that all that wasn't so. He did his regular university training, and all the other Albanians, who were a majority, that he got a job, that he did his specialist training, that he went to Prizren and other towns, went back to Belgrade and then continued in his job, continued working. They are all essential, vital questions. Now, this pivotal point, this pivotal question that the Prosecution wishes to impose as being pivotal, is what I said in my opening statement, that that false indictment is endeavouring to turn about notorious facts, such as the 78-day aggression and bombing and the KLA activities be denied through witnesses, so that --

Judges tells Slobo to stop .

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Watson: So are you telling me he was treated well by his Serb colleagues and many of the doctors were Kosovo Albanian.

Mulder: Yup. Now, and by now you've realised this, our prosecution witnesses have amnesia when the following letters are said. K, L and A. It's uncanny, really it is ( page 997 ) .

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Slobo: During that time, that is to say from the beginning of 1998 or, rather, the end of 1997 until the middle of 1998 when you completed yourspecialist training, in that time period, did you hear anything about the KLA in Kosovo?

Witness: No.

Slobo: Your friends and the members of your family didn't tell you anything about that?

Witness: No

Slobo: So you heard nothing about that over the television, over the radio, in the newspapers and so on

Witness: No.

Slobo: So right up until mid-1998, you had heard nothing about any kinds of attacks, killings, kidnappings, or anything about the KLA in Kosovo at all?

Witness: No.

Slobo: So nothing about the attacks either on civilians or the police, army, et cetera?

Witness: No.

Slobo: When did you arrive in Suva Reka exactly? What was the date when you went back to Suva Reka?

Witness: One day after my graduation, which is 26th of June, 1998.

Slobo: Did you then at least, when you arrived in Suva Reka, hear that on the 22nd of June, 1998, five kilometres away from Suva Reka, in the village of Trnje, a policeman was killed, an Albanian? His name was Ilijas Vranovci. He was kidnapped and killed.

Witness: No

Slobo: And you didn't hear later on that he had been killed?

Witness: No.

Slobo: What do you think the motives of the KLA were to kidnap Ilijas Vranovci?

Judge: He can't answer that.

Slobo: Two months later in Suva Reka, when you were there, more exactly on the 17th of August, 1998, another policeman was killed. This time it was a Serb. His name was Dragan Stojanovic. Do you remember that?

Witness: No.

Slobo: You don't remember?
Witness: No.

Slobo: So , Suva Reka So it's a relatively small town, and that's why I'm asking you. How come you didn't hear of a policeman being killed in such a small town ?

Witness: I don't know

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And
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Slobo: Do you know how many policemen were killed before the aggression in the environs of Suva Reka?

Witness: I don't know.

Slobo: Do you know about an event when, on the 29th of April, 1998, a person was killed? His name was Sasa Jovic, and he was a policeman, and he was killed at Dulje, which is very close to you.

Witness: No

Slobo: And the 17th of June, 1998, what about that, when, at the same spot, a policeman was killed, another one? His name was Sladjan Niric. Do you know anything about that?

Witness: No.

Slobo: Did you hear anything about it?

Witness: No.

Slobo: Do you know about another event that took place on the 24th of June, 1998, in the village of Birac? That's three kilometres away from Suva Reka.

Witness: No.

Slobo: You heard nothing about the incident in which seven people were killed, including a child, only three kilometres away from Suva Reka, one day prior to your arrival in Suva Reka; is that right?

Witness: No

Slobo: And do you know about another incident when, at Dulje, Dragan Tomasevic, Milos Stevanovic, and Goran Boskovic were killed, on the 8th of January, 1999? At that time, you were practicing as a doctor in Suva Reka.

Witness: No

Slobo: Did you hear about an incident in Sematista, nearby Suva Reka, when, again, on the 28th of March this time, 1999, Ivica Spasic was killed? He was also a policeman.

Witness: No

Slobo: I assume you know nothing again about the killing of seven policemen in Suva Reka at the beginning of April, or rather, in April.

Judge refuses to let witness answer

Slobo: On the 24th of March, that is to say, on the first day, the repeater station Bukova Lala was bombed, near Suva Reka, and the whole of Suva Reka vibrated from that bombing. Is it possible that you could have heard nothing of that?

Witness: No

Slobo: And do you know about a residential block near the market in Suva Reka, which is 500 metres from your own house, and was hit by a bomb?

Witness: No

Slobo: Suva Reka is a small town. I suppose that when a bomb hits a small area of a small town, the whole town knows about this, and you're claiming that you know nothing of it. Well, just go ahead and say you don't know anything about it and we'll continue.
Witness refuses to answer

Slobo: Do you know about the KLA attacks prior to the beginning of the aggression in the villages around Suva Reka, Rektina [phoen], three kilometres; Musatiste, six kilometres; Budakovo, five kilometres, Vranic, seven kilometres? So all of these villages around Suva Reka where the KLA attacks took place, do you know anything about these attacks?

Witness: No.

Slobo: But you know everything about the houses being searched when they were looking for weapons after these attacks. As far as I understood, you only know about the searches; is that right?

Judge refuses to let witness answer.

Slobo: I will now refer only to the time when you were in Suva Reka, which means starting with the 23rd of August, 1998, until the beginning of the aggression on the 24th of March. Do you know that 15 Albanian civilians were killed by the KLA?

Witness: No

Slobo: This all took place in the area of Suva Reka where you resided.

Witness repeats that he'd NEVER EVER EVER seen KLA or any activity conducted by KLA.

Slobo: Do you know that at the end of May in 1998 until the end of June of 1998, Albanian doctors who worked in Belgrade all left Belgrade en masse?

Witness: No

Slobo:You didn't hear anything of it, did you?

Witness: No.

Slobo: I was told that there was even a letter by the director of your clinic, stating that Albanian doctors at that time had left all together the clinic and went back to Kosovo. This took place in May and June of 20 1998.

Witness says Slobo is lying

Slobo: Do you remember when in March, prior to the NATO aggression, the KLA announced mobilisation?

Witness: No.

Slobo: Very well. Do you know about the monastery in Musatiste, a Serbian monastery from the thirteenth century . Do you know that it was burnt down?

Witness: No.

Slobo: Do you know about the facts concerning how many people were killed by the KLA in that area, since you know that a lot of people had been killed there? Do you know the figures? Do you know that, according to the records, 72 people had been killed by the KLA? This is what was recorded, and there are a lot of stories going about this as well. Out of these 72 people, 19 were Albanians.

Witness: No, I don't know.

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And
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Slobo: Did you hear of an order by the KLA that everybody should leave Kosovo?

Witness: No.

Slobo:And did you hear that the only columns of Albanian refugees who were bombed by NATO were those who were returning and not those who were leaving Kosovo? None of the columns leaving Kosovo were bombed. Did you hear about that?

Witness refuses to answer

Slobo: Do you remember a slogan by the KLA: "Let's get out as fast as possible so that we can get back as fast as possible"?

Witness: No.

Slobo: And do you remember all the pamphlets in Albanian, appealing to the Albanians to leave Kosovo?

Witness: No.

Slobo: You never saw a pamphlet of that kind, ever?

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Watson: La di dah.
Holmes: La di dah indeed. And so it goes on, for more pages, crime after crime carried out by the KLA right on his doorstep and this highly educated, learned man has absolutely no idea. The next day, Slobo makes a point about the vast resources at his disposal......erm.....a telephone........erm........which is bust.
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Slobo: Before I continue where I left off, I should like to say the following: It is quite clear that the only means that I have at my disposal is a telephone and even that telephone, yesterday afternoon, wasn't working. But that's just a small detail. I don't think we can talk about any kind of equality of arms between the parties or any kind of trial, even before an illegal Tribunal of this kind, when there is absolutely no equality of arms, when one party only has the right to a telephone, whereas the other side has all the strength and power and everything here to construct these false accusations and indictments, and that is why I once again ask you to set me free, because I have the right to equality, to an equality of arms and to a defence.

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Watson: The ICTY's budget is about a quarter of a billion greenbacks a year and Slobo has the use of an out of order telephone. Yup, seems fair to me.

Holmes: Anyway, back to the witness. He admits that a cousin of his murdered a policeman ( page 1007 ) in fact his answers are quite evasive -
Watson: Quelle surprise, as the French say

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Slobo: So your cousin, this man Naim Berisha, do you happen to know that the killed policeman, Vranovci, whom I mentioned yesterday, and he was also an Albanian, was an uncle of his on his mother's side?

Witness: I don't know anything about these things that the accused is talking about.

Slobo: Do you know that this man Naim Berisha, whom you say is a distant cousin, killed that uncle of his by the name of Vranovci?

Witness: I said that Naim Berisha was a distant cousin of mine. There are about 150 Berisha families in Suhareke. I do not have close ties of blood with the person you have mentioned and I don't know anything about him killing an uncle of his.

Slobo: That is usually the state of affairs amongst you, that you have no connections. You talked about a cousin who was killed at a petrol station too. Did you know that that particular petrol station in your town was full of weapons and ammunition belonging to the KLA?

Witness: The cousin about whom I spoke was Jashar Berisha, and he too was a distant cousin of mine. Jashar, the late Jashar, was not killed; he disappeared. He was taken on the 26th of March 1999 by people whom I don't know.

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Watson: 150 Berisha families in a small town? And such evasive non answers to very simple questions? It certainly doesn't help his credibility

Holmes: About the witness's claims that life was peaches and cream when the KVM arrived in town ........erm.......even the KVM don't seem to agree.

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Slobo: In the whole region - Prizren, Pec - that means that whole region along the Albanian border -- but let me read the full observation. In the whole region of Prizren and Pec, there were abductions being carried out and killings of Albanians loyal to the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, on orders from the command structure of the KLA.........and I now quoted a portion of a report by the Verification Mission of the OSCE relating to the 5th to the 12th of March, 1999, in which it is officially noted that during that period, when he ( the witness ) says he considers the situation was normal, that in the whole region of Prizren and Pec, there were abductions and killings going on of Albanians loyal to the SFRY, on orders from the command structures of the KLA, and I am quoting a report by that particular mission for the period that the witness considers the situation was normal and which refers to the activities of the KLA themselves .

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Watson: Whoooops!
Holmes: Our witness did admit, however, that many Serb houses had been burnt down ( page 1030 ), that Kosovo Albanians are now living in many other Serb houses, that the Serbs had been forcibly forced out, and that there are now zero ethnic Serbs living in Suva Reka now

Watson: Zero?
Holmes: The witness also claimed the the Serb forces came to his street to kill all Kosovo Albanians but was at a loss as to why they didn't touch him

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Witness: I think there were no weapons, but the police who came did not come to look for weapons; they came to kill Albanian civilians, men and women, children and pregnant women. The reason, the sole reason, was because they were Albanians.

Slobo: You're an Albanian too.

Witness: Yes.

Slobo: They didn't kill you.

Witness: Fortunately, no.

Slobo: Therefore, how do you arrive at the conclusion that they had come to kill the Albanians, whereas you, as an Albanian, was not killed?

Witness: But they went into the other people's house, not my house, and my family was safe.

Slobo:They came to your house too.

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Finally the witness went to Albania, not because he was forced to but because he chose to.

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Slobo: I don't want to go into your motives. All I'm saying is that you yourself decided to go to Albania. It wasn't that the Serb authorities deported you, because you said you made that decision, and I assume that you were telling the truth when you said that.

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Watson: So are you telling me that
  1. He claimed he had absolutely no knowledge of the huge numbers of murdered ethnic Serbs, Rom and loyalist Kosovo Albanians who fell victim to the KLA even though his town is very small and he's a learned educated man.
  2. He was treated very well whilst studying in Belgrade
  3. All of the doctors he worked with in Malisheve were also Kosovo Albanians
  4. He was treated well whilst working in his home town
  5. Nearly all his claims were hearsay "the bloke in the bar said so" nonsense
  6. For example, his claim that a relative's car was confiscated
  7. Or that there was a massacre in a pizza shop
  8. Even his claim that he witnessed the killing of two ethnic Albanians is suspect as it contradicted his earlier written statement in many key details
  9. He made the slightly silly claim that the Serbs have a device that burns down buildings though added he's yet to see it
  10. He claimed that naughty boy Seselj bragged of kicking the Kosovo Albanians out of Kosovo though admitted he can't reember when or by TV or radio or if in fact Seselj was refering to the KLA only
  11. He admitted he wasn't forced to leave Kosovo but left voluntarily
  12. Now there are no ethnic Serbs in his town
  13. He claimed that life was peaceful when the KVM arrived but even the KVM reports don't agree
  14. Like many of the witnesses against Slobo he's a big conspiracy theorist. He was adamant that the Macedonian leader - Gligorov - had secretly agreed with the Serbs to make the Kosovo Albanians leave through a corridor into Macedonia. On the crazy-o-meter ( patent pending ) this registers slightly below Elvis being the assassin on the grassy knoll

Holmes: Yup. Another sorry excuse for a witness gets the Slobo wham bam treatment. Slobo wins a season ticket to see Barcelona FC: the ICTY? A season ticket to see Bognor FC

Holmes and Watson: Arf

Friday, August 24, 2007

City Slicker

"CITY SLICKER"

Witness 5 Halil Morina

His testimony starts on page 870 and continues onto the next day
Slobo cross examines him on page 907


Watson: I'm confused, perhaps you could help me out. So far, the witnesses have been so poor they've actually bolstered the defence case. Namely that the Kosovo Albnians were treated well under Belgrade rule and that there's precious little evidence of Yugo war crimes

Holmes: Yup, it's certainly not the best start to a case. And what's more ironic is the fact that the Hague have an annual budget of a quarter of a billion bucks a year whilst Slobo has

a) a pencil
b) a piece of paper
c) a public telephone which he can use for a couple of hours a day and which is usually out of order
and
d) a computer in his cell but no internet connection

Watson: Cripers, David is indeed kicking the crap out of Goliath.

Holmes: Right you are

Watson: Anyway, I heard that witness five got rave reviews in the press.

Holmes: The BBC were swept away by the guy "Retired farmer Halil Morina, 65, told the court how his family fled for their lives as Serb troops went on a killing spree in the village of Landovice." they cooed. Unfortunately it was the same awful recipe. A dollop of bombast, two kilos of lies, a bunch of evasiveness, one carton of ever-changing-testimony........

Watson: ........a large pinch of hearsay and a partridge in the pear tree .

Holmes: Result: indegestion. He was from a small village north of Prizren in the south of Kosovo, very near the preivious two witnesses. His evidence is supposed to dovetail with witnesses three and four about supposed Yugo war crimes in the Prizren area. His village is called Landovica which has about 120 houses - which he amusingly classified as a "big village". it's all rustic stuff really.

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Witness: It's a big village; 120 houses.

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Watson: Snigger. Oi be bumpkin oi be. Ooo arr!

Holmes: Now now. In March 99 he saw some smoke from nearby villages and people leaving them.

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Question: Could you see the houses or could you see the results of burning?

Witness: We could see the flames, smoke rising, houses burning.

Question: And do you know what effect that the burning houses had on the villagers of Pirana? What happened to them as a result of that?

Witness: These villagers fled to Srbica e Ulet, and some of them also to Mamusa.

Question: Do you know what type of a village Pirana was? Do you know what the predominant ethnicity was in that village?

Witness: They were Albanians and Gypsies.

Question: Now, sir, I asked you a question earlier if you knew what happened to them. How did you find that out? Was that as a result of anyone telling you that, or did you see it, or how did you find out where they went?

Witness: I saw it for myself.

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Watson: So what? Is this a war crime?

Holmes: Precisely. On March 26th at around 10 am ( page 877 ) the shit hit the fan, as Charles Dickens would say.

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Witness: On the 26th. It all happened at once........ Four soldiers came, and I saw them with my own eyes. The centre of the village is about one kilometre from my home, and there was a clash involving a person, and three persons were killed, and the person who clashed with the soldiers was also killed........They were regular soldiers that were stationed in Landovica, one kilometre away.

Question: Now, as I understand it, sir, you indicated that four of them came to your village and clashed with an individual. Did you know who this individual was?

Witness: He was a resident of our village. Hashim [phoen] Gashi.

Question: Did you see this incident of the clash between the soldiers and this villager, or did you only hear about it?

Witness: No, I didn't see it, and I didn't see either -- the soldiers either alive or dead; I merely heard of this.

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Holmes: Now when Slobo does his cross we'll find out some more about what happened.
An hour later - 11 am - some Serb forces came to the village

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Question: You say troops arrived. Can you describe to the Court, if you would, in as much detail as possible, what you mean by "troops"?

Witness: They came by tanks, Pragas, militia and army troops.

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And

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Question: Tell us what you saw. How many tanks, how many other vehicles did you see?

Witness: I saw three tanks. One was bigger, two were smaller. And Pinzgauer and Pragas

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And

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Witness: Outside the village, on the asphalt road which goes from Prizren to Gjakova.

Question: And how far away is that from the edge of your village?

Witness: The asphalt road is on the edge of the village.

Question: What, if anything, happened upon the arrival of these uniformed people and their vehicles?

Witness: They shelled the houses. A group of families was on the hill. They shot 13 people, ranging from 18 months old to 60 years old. Lots of them were children. Some were injured, some seriously, some lightly.

Question: How long did the shelling go on?

Witness: From 11.00 to 3.00. Four hours.

Question: What effect did the shelling have on the village itself, other than you told us about 13 villagers being killed? What happened to the houses?

Witness: As I said, they fired at the houses too, not very heavy shelling, and that was it.

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And

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Question: What happened to the houses that were struck by shells?

Witness: Some they were destroyed, some were still standing.

Question: Were there any soldiers not in vehicles near the top of the hill?

Witness: No. They came by buses........ The infantry troops came........The troops came after the shelling stopped. They came at 3.00.

Question: You say that these infantry arrived by buses. Are you able to give the Court an estimate as to how many people arrived, how many soldiers arrived?

Witness: Yes. About 150. I can't be sure. I couldn't tell, because I was hiding myself.

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Later he said that the army came to the village in force, many villagers fled, some were killed and the VJ shelled the houses

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Question: Did you ever, from your vantage point, hear any Serbian being spoken by anyone?

Witness: Yes. I heard, when they came to set fire to my own house and to the neighbouring house, speaking Serbian.

Question: Do you recall hearing anyone giving orders of any kind?

Witness: When they first came to shell the village, I heard them.

Question: On Thursday, I believe you told us, and I believe you repeated it again this morning, that they were killing people. Do you remember aparticular incident whereby people in your village were killed?

Witness: Yes. I saw them while they were burning the village. They killed a Gypsy. And when they came down, they killed Avdi Gashi, an Albanian.And a paralysed woman, they set fire to her in her own home.

Question: When those killings occurred, could you overhear anything at all?

Witness: I heard fire shots. I could hear the automatic shots.

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Watson: Ah! he heard shots, but saw nothing. It's essentially worthless hearsay really

Holmes: Yup. He saw nothing. And note that at no time when he talks of the people he claimed were killed in the bombardment does he say he saw them being killed. Anyway, he says the people left before the shelling started so who were these people who stayed behind? KLA? He gives some timelines to the days naughtiness

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Question: How much time elapsed between the beginning of the shelling and the departure of the villagers?

Witness: The bomb -- the shelling was from 11.00 until 3.00.

Question: And when did the people start to leave?

Witness: From 9.00 until 10.00.

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Holmes: BTW, he contradicts himself everywhere.

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Witness: Yes. Two homes were burnt. Two Drama, two cars.

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And the very next sentence we get something completely different

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Witness: Only the livestock remained. Everything had been razed to the ground.

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And later he claimed that 75% had been destroyed

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Question:Now, sir, as you went around the village, you earlier told us that there was about 120 houses in your village before the attack; is that right?

Witness: Yes, that's right.

Question: Are you able to give an estimate to this Court as to how many of those houses were destroyed as a result of this attack?

Witness: Seventy-five per cent were burned and destroyed.

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So which is it? 2 houses? everything? Or 75%?

He said that the army had killed 13 people but was unable to name 11 of them. Remember that this guy had lived his whole life in a very small village, was a retired farmer yet couldn't name practically any of the dead. Is that credible?

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Question: Can you tell us who, if anyone, you can recall having been killed?

Witness: The day that they were killed, Ismet Gashi was the first, then his mother. You have written the names in my statement: Suzana, Fatime, Nikmini, one and a half years old.

Question: Witness. Just because you have given a statement listing those names, until you tell this Court about them, the Court isn't going to know, so I have to ask you the names. I can't assist you with that. So please tell us. Just because it's in your statement doesn't mean that we know about it until you tell us today, okay?

Witness: Now I don't remember the names. Three years have passed. Ismet Gashi, Fatime, I remember.

Question: All right, sir. I'm not asking you to remember all of the names, but you knew the people who were killed; is that correct?

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Slobo points it out

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Slobo: You spend your entire life in Landovica; right?

Witness: I stayed in Landovica from the 26th to the 30th.

Slobo: But you lived in Landovica before that for many years; right?

Witness: Yes, yes. All my life I spent there, with the exceptional time I did my military service, which was two years.

Slobo: Precisely. That's just what I asked you. You spent your entire life in Landovica, and you said today here this morning that you do notremember a single name out of 11 of your fellow villagers for whom you claim were killed.

Witness: Some I remember. I said -- the adults, yes, I remember, but the young, the children, I don't remember.

Slobo: But you did not mention a single one except for Gashi.

Witness: I can tell you Ismet Gashi; his mother Fatime, the wife of my cousin, was killed. Zanja, the daughter of my cousin; and the child about one year and a half, two years old.

Slobo: You said, in addition to them, that one Roma were killed and one Albanian. So including that Roma and that Albanian, did you see who killed them?

Witness: The infantry troops killed them. When they burned the houses, they also burnt two bodies inside the houses.

Slobo: Did you see who killed them, though?

Witness: No, I did not, because we saw the dead bodies on the next day. Avdi Gashi, we saw him dead in his own house.

Slobo: So what did you infer? What killed them?

Witness: I think because of the killing of the four military soldiers, and the police and the army burned the village and killed them.

Slobo: You did not see that, how they got killed?

Witness: No, I did not.

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Watson: So this guy has spent his entire life - save for two years doing military duty - in this very small hamlet, and yet he can't name any of the dead, save a couple or so.

Holmes: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

Watson: And he didn't see who killed the Roma guy?

Holmes: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Watson: Is this evidence?

Holmes: Noooooooooooooope. Anyway back at the ranch, the troops left at 7pm. He said that the next day - the 27th March - the army returned and destroyed the mosque.

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Question: We're on the 27th. Was it at this time you saw the mosque or was it later?

Witness: I saw it on the 27th, at 11.00. We came from the field and went back home. Then a group of soldiers came and examined the corpses, andthree of them went to the mosque. They entered the mosque. They had white ribbons on their arms and they started to fire at the mosque, to shell it. In ten minutes, I heard the explosive, a blast, and the minaret fell.

Question: All right. Now, perhaps you could explain exactly what you saw. You said they started to shell it. Can you explain to us what you sawbefore the explosion? Describe to us what occurred.

Witness: They went there by car. They got down out of the car, they entered the mosque, they placed the mine, and I heard the explosion, andthen I saw it toppling down. Nothing else.

Question: All right. So when you say "shelled," you don't mean with a tank; you meant that they carried something inside? I think you said it was amine or something?

Witness: Mines. They had something -- they were carrying something in their hand. No, they didn't use tanks.

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And

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Witness: They stayed awhile, examined the bodies that were up in the house on the hill, shelled the mosque, and left. Again they came at around 12.00.

Slobo: All right. And just so that we're clear, when you say "shelled the mosque," you're now giving that expression to what you've told us earlier about going into the mosque and setting off an explosion. There's no additional shelling going on.

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Watson: So he's confused. One time he talks about "shelling" the building, then he says they "planted mines" which is completely different.

Holmes: Well spotted that fine man. Anyway, the soldeirs collected some bodies

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Question: Now, sir, you've told us that at about 12.30, soldiers returned; And what, if anything, did you see them do when they returned at 12.30 on the 27th of March?

Witness: They didn't do any harm, only took away the corpses.

Question: And again, the people that came back at 12.30, were they again army?

Witness: They were carrying light weapons.

Question: And could you hear the commander give any instructions to the soldiers?

Witness: They went to that house where the dead were, and I heard him telling them, "Come with me. Let's go to that house where the bodies are," and they went there.

Question: All right. Now, sir, that's the 27th. The bodies were collected.

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His family stayed till the 30th and went ot Srbica

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Question: When you got to Srbica, were there any other refugees there?

Witness: Yes. We found there about 800 inhabitants of Pirana.

Question: Now, this Pirana, that's the village that you told us about on Thursday that was three kilometres away that had been attacked before yourvillage; is that right?

Witness: Yes, that's right.

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Watson: What happened to the other villagers?

Holmes: Well, the other villagers went to Prizren. About why he went to Albania, it just gets, well, you guessed it, it just gets very confusing. Anyway, a condensed version is that

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Question: Do you know why it was that the civilians arranged for the buses?

Witness: The army gave the orders for the refugees to leave, because of their neighbours. So that their neighbours wouldn't be damaged because ofall the bombarding, they should leave. Serb neighbours that helped the Albanians because they had been living there together for so long. Theydidn't want the Albanians to get hurt. That's why they helped.

Question:All right. And you say it was the Serb army that gave the orders?

Witness: I didn't see them give the order, but villagers from my village told me that we have to leave because the Serbs had taken orders to get rid of the refugees. They came and let us know that we had to leave the village.

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Watson: So some people told him that the Serbs told them to leave Kosovo? More hearsay malarkey.
Holmes: Yup, and note that the Serb civillians, out of concern for the safety of their Kosovo Albanian friends laid on the buses. It's anything but "expulsion". Anywyay, he went to Albania

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Witness: From the entrance to Prizren, they didn't do anything up to Zhur, to the buses. They just opened the way. When we arrived in Zhur, we gotoff the buses and then we had to walk.

Question: And how far was Zhur from the Albanian border?

Witness: I can't be very precise. Maybe three, four, maximum five kilometres. I can't be accurate.

Question: What happened at the border, if anything, sir?

Witness: They took away our IDs, our passports.

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Watson: So, he said the police threw the IDs on the ground. Hmmmmm. That's it? Being rude to a piece of paper that has your name on it? That's it?

Holmes: Yup. When Slobo started his cross, a few things became clearer. Or not as the case may be. About his village. At first he claimed it was purely ethnic Albanian.

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Question: Other than Kosovar Albanians, was there another ethnic group resident there?

Witness:No. Only Albanians.

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But soon changed that to "a few Rom"

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( page 871 )

Question:And was there a particular neighbourhood within Landovica that was largely occupied by the Roma or Gypsy people?

Witness:No. No. There were only a few.

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Later he changed this to 20 houses, or about 20% of the village. Very different from "a few" . Slobo's numbers were even higher, being about 50% ( page 907 ).
But this is just the beginning to his, erm, confused state of mind.

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( Page 911 )

Slobo: So at 9.00, you were on the hill, and from the hill you saw that Pirana was on fire. You are claiming that there were no military men on the hill. And then -- let me just see whether I have understood correctly what you have said. Then you went home, took the car, went to Donja Srbica, picked up your children. You say that Donja Srbica is three, four kilometres away. You picked up your children, you returned from Donja Srbica to your house, and then you did not see anything; and then, five minutes later, you heard shooting. And everything you described happened within one hour. Isn't that -- is that right?

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When pressed upon this series of events, the witness changed his mind - no shit Sherlock -

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( 912 )

Witness: It's my mistake. Maybe I didn't give you the right date or the date for that. I should have given the date.

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Holmes: The judge stops Slobo from asking any more questions on this matter, even though, as Slobo pointed out "He answered that he did not say the truth."

Watson: The honesty - or lack of - on the part of the prosecution witnesses is obviously of no concern to the judge. A very strange kind of trial it seems.

Holmes: As with nearly all prosecution witnesses, their knowledge, is rather patchy, it seems the water at the ICTY causes amnesia.

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( 913 )

Slobo: Did you hear that on the 25th - that is to say, the day when you say that part of Pirana was set on fire - did you hear that on the 25th, NATO had hit the gasoline station Fatani, in the village of Pirana?

Witness doesn't recall

Slobo: And do you know the gasoline station Fatani, in Pirana........On the 25th, when NATO was bombing, they hit the gasoline stationat Fatani and this caused a fire. Nobody told you anything about that?

Witness doesn't recall

Slobo:A few minutes ago, you said that all the time while you were in Landovica and in Srbica, you did not hear anything about NATO bombing; isn't that right?

Witness doesn't recall

Slobo: And you did not see airplanes or bombings of any of the grounds near your village all the while while you were there?

Witness doesn't recall

Slobo: Do you know that from the 24th of March until the end of March, the time that you were there, NATO bombed the area in which your village is located, as well as Prizren and the environs, several times a day? But you heard the bombing, I assume.

Witness doesn't recall

Slobo:You didn't hear the bombing either?

Witness doesn't recall

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This got so embarrassing, the judges had to weigh in and try to save our hapless witness.

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Judge: Mr. Milosevic, let me clarify something. I believe in answer to a question that you asked, he said that he didn't see it himself - that's the bombing - but he had heard of the bombing. Is that right?

Witness: Yes

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Watson: But, seconds before, hadn't he said he hadn't heard the bombing either?

Holmes: Yep. So he changes his story at the drop of a hat - or in this case the insistence of a judge. Some more about NATO's shrewd choice of targets

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( 934 )

Slobo: The vineyards of Landovica, do they belong to the enterprise of Kosovovino from Mala Krusa?

Witness: Sometimes it belongs to Krusha e Mahde. We -- now we don't have anything now. Nothing is left of these vineyards.

Slobo: And why is nothing left of these vineyards?

Witness: Because there is nobody to work there in those vineyards.

Slobo: Did you see these vineyards when they were bombed, those in Landovica?

Witness: Yes. I have seen them after I came from Albania.

Slobo: And what do you think? Why were the vineyards bombed?

Witness: Because the army was deployed there for two years. Probably they thought that soldiers are still there and they have bombed, shelled them.

Slobo: I think that they bombed the vineyards, too, because they were bombing the army in the vineyards. We agree on that point. The Prizren area, during the war, 342 airstrikes were launched, that is to say, five a day, and you claim that you never saw a single airstrike or heard it.

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About the shooting of the soldiers, yet again our hero seems to be having problems. This time his ears obviously don't work too well

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( Page 916 )

Witness: There were no KLA soldiers in our village.

Slobo:Who did the shooting? Who shot at the soldiers, then?

Witness: The person who got killed.

Slobo:You said that a civilian was killed in the centre of the village on the occasion and that his name was Hajim Gashi.

Witness: Yes.

Slobo: Do you now claim that that civilian shot at those four soldiers?

Witness: I told you: I didn't see them either alive or dead, but I heard that he killed them.

Slobo: So you say that nobody else did the shooting, just the man who got killed himself?

Witness: I'm telling you again: I didn't see it with my own eyes. I don't like to lie. That's not my habit. Since I didn't see or hear anything, I heard he was killed, and that's it.

Slobo: And that three out of the four soldiers were killed; you heard that too, did you?

Witness: Yes, I heard.

Slobo: But you heard the shooting?

Witness: No, I didn't.

Slobo: You didn't even hear the shooting?

Witness: We didn't hear the shooting either, no. Because I told you: We were at home. All our family was eating then. We were at home. We didn't hear anything.

Slobo:And from one and a half kilometres away, you weren't able to hear the shooting?

WItness: No. You can hear the shots, but the television was on, the children were there. We were a lot of people at home. There was a lot of noise. Even if there was a cannon, I wouldn't hear, not a rifle shot.

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Watson: New ears please.

Holmes: Pardon?

Watson: Snigger

Holmes: Anyway, he later admitted that the shots that killed the soldiers came from the house of a Tahir Berisha.

Watson: So it's pretty obvious that the soldiers were ambushed, they shot back, killed one man. That's it. WOW! Some crime.

Holmes: Right you are fames doc. The witness gets flustered and the judge refuses to allow any more questions along this line. Slobo asks why.

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Slobo: Mr. May, four soldiers coming to a village, to a shop to buy only juice are killed by shooting from the houses of that village, not by phantoms but by members of the KLA. Now, I am asking where these members from the KLA came from.

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The KLA were obviously there, for the dead were covered by the killers with an Albanian flag.

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( page 919 )

Slobo: Did you hear - because you say you saw nothing - did you hear that when they killed the three soldiers, they went up to another one that still showed signs of life and shot a round of gunfire? Did you hear about that?

Witness: To tell you the truth, I did not hear anything. And in the evening, my family left the house and took to the mountain. If I heard anything, I would have left also with the others.

Slobo: But did you hear that after they had killed those soldiers, they covered them with an Albanian flag? Did you hear about that event?

Witness: No. To tell you the truth, no.

Slobo: How long did the fighting go on between the soldiers and the KLA before the KLA entered the village?

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Holmes: Now, the witness, when he made his statement claimed the KLA had in fact murdered the soldiers, then he changed this statement. So the guy's a liar. A bloody awful one mind but a liar none the less.

Watson: Liar, liar, pants on fire Nah nah nu nah nah. ( Sticks out toungue )

Holmes: Well put.

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( 921 )

Ryneveld: As I indicated in that proofing, that in his original statement, there was reference to the soldiers having been killed by KLA.

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The village was in fact the location for a KLA HQ

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Question: Now I have another question and it is this: Before, previously, did you ever go into the house? And let me tell you which one I mean. Across the stream, 200 metres away from the shop. That's the house I mean, in which the KLA had its headquarters. So across the brook or stream, 200 metres away from the shop, in the centre.

Witness: What headquarters? I don't understand.

Slobo: Did you hear -- did you happen to hear, perhaps, if you didn't see, what the soldiers found in that house: maps, ammunition? What else? Did you hear about that?

Witness: No, I didn't hear anything

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Watson: New brains please.

Holmes: The judge yet again refuses to allow Slobo to ask any further questions. It's pathetic really. Slobo goes in for the kill with regards to the KLA in the village - page 928 - and the villager's complete lack of knowledge about such things - though he'd admitted he'd lived his entire life in this minute tidgy dinky doo doo village -

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( page 926 )

Slobo: You said that in Landovica there were no members of the KLA, and now I'm asking you whether any of the citizens of Landovica was a member of the KLA.

Witness: I don't know of it. I don't know of any one of them being a KLA member. Maybe there were some. I don't know. But they didn't tell me.

Slobo: And how do you explain, then, that after the war, in Landovica, the monument to Boro and Ramiz was destroyed? Wasn't it destroyed?

Witness: Yes, it was.

Slobo: And what was put in place of this monument to Boro and Ramiz?

( Note: Ramiz Sadiku and Boro Vukomanovic were a famous Albanian-Serbian partisan duo who fought the NAZIs and died in 44 )

Witness: With dead soldiers of KLA.

Slobo: From Landovica?

Witness: Yes.

Slobo: How could a monument be built to the dead soldiers of the KLA from Landovica if there weren't any in the first place?

Witness: The KLA -- I don't know. The KLA must have done that. I don't know.

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He changed his story about the destruction of mosque too - No shit Sherlock

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Slobo: You said that the army, on the 27th, shelled the mosque.

Witness: Yes.

Slobo: Afterwards you corrected yourself. You said that it had not shelled the mosque but that an explosive device had been planted there.

Witness: The minaret fell.

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He claimed ignorance about the prescence the Mujahideen ( Muslim Brotherhood ) in the area - the Dervish communities -

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( Page 932 )

Slobo: And did you hear of the establishment of Mujahedin groups related to the activities of the dervish order in your area, in Prizren, for example?

Witness: No, I have not.

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And

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( page 948 )

Slobo:Do you have any knowledge whatsoever about the following: How many people were killed in Landovica, Pirana, Srbica, Suva Reka, by the KLA during these operations? Did you hear anything about that?

Witness: No

Slobo: All right. But among those 72 men that were killed by the KLA, there were 19 Albanians and one Roma. Were you not interested in that?

Witness: No.

Slobo: You don't know. Very well. Did you move along the road between Srbica and Stimlje........do you happen to know where Klecka is along that road, where the place called Klecka is, on the road between Srbica and Stimlje?

Witness: No

Slobo: So you didn't hear about the massacre that took place there when a lot of Serbs were killed by the KLA, precisely in this place called Klecka?

Witness: No

Slobo: All right. Very well. Do you remember that in the village of Pirana - because you mentioned Pirana all the time. It's a village thatyou make frequent reference to - in December 1998, a policeman, an Albanian, was killed. His name was Xhafiqi, Imer Xhafiqi, and he was an employee of the SUP and he was killed by the KLA.

Witness: I know that he disappeared , I don't know anything about his whereabouts. I don't want to lie here.

Slobo: And do you remember when the KLA killed three Albanians - Zajim Turajushi [phoen], Zefe Hasani, and Seftar Shumar, as well as the Serb Blagoje Jovanovic - precisely in your neighbourhood, also in 1998? Did you hear about that, just like you heard about Imer Xhafiqi?

Witness: No

Slobo: Do you remember the attack on the police station, four attacks, between the 7th and 15th of June, 1998, with mortars -- in July 1998, between the 7th and 15th of July, in the villages around you?

Witness: No

Slobo:Did you happen to see or do you happen to remember that in July 1999, from Prizren to Brezovica, on the road, the KLA marked all Serb houses with yellow paint? Because you say you had returned by that time.

Witness: No

Slobo: All right. Do you happen to remember when Najit Hasani, from the village of Randobrava, attacked Professor Papovic, rector of the Pristina university --

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Holmes: At this point the judge weighs in again to relieve the floundering witness. The lad's on the ropes. Some more inconsistencies uncovered by Slobo's numero deux, Tapuskovic .

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( 954 )

Tapuskovic: I'm asking this, Judge May, because in this statement of his which you have before you, he said the 3rd of April. The date he gives is the 3rd of April.

Witness: We went to Srbica.

Tapuskovic: You said earlier on that you left the village on the 3rd of April; is that right?

Witness: Maybe it was a mistake. On the 30th of March. The 30th of March.

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Watson: So are you telling me that

  1. He didn't see the Serbs kill anyone , let alone murder anyone
  2. He wasn't told to leave his village he chose to
  3. He was confused as to how the minaret of the mosque was destroyed
  4. He got a lot of simple facts of the events mixed up
  5. He could hardly name any of the dead thirteen
  6. He didn't see how or who killed the Roma guy
  7. He professed complete ignorance about the numerous murders of ethnic Serbs , Rom and loyallist Albanians by the KLA
  8. The four Yugo Soldiers were obviously murdered by the KLA because
  9. He admitted it in his first statement then changed his story
  10. The bodies were found with the Albanian flag covering them
  11. There was a KLA HQ with maps , ammo etc in the village
  12. The KLA erected a statue to commemorate the event
  13. He admitted that NATO destroyed a nearby vineyard
  14. He has no idea about NATO bombings even though they bombed the Pristina area daily
  15. The KLA showed their true NAZI colours by destroying a monument for WW2 partisans.

Holmes: Yup. The quality of the witnesses doesn't get any better, but at least it's fun having a laugh. Slobo wins a sexy nude video of Paris Hilton: the ICTY? A sexy nude video of Madeleine Albright

Holmes and Watson: Arf